ARRSE Song

#1
Anyone got any suggestions for an ARRSE song? Here's mine to the tune of Do you wanna be in my gang:

Do you wanna be in my arrse my arrse my arrse,
Do you wanna be in my arrse, oh yeeehh

Actually that doesn't come across so well. I retract.
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
Why don't we get the same people who did Crazy Frog to make us one and then we can annoy the sh!t out of 60 million people every day as it plays on mobiles and every other advert whilst still being at No.1 in the charts?

Masses of funds for the site, no donations needed, we all get millions of medals....sorted.
 
#5
It is a Gary Glitter song
Gary Glitter rhymes with ...
It is about wanting to be in an ARRSE

I'll get my coat
 
#8
Brothers in ARRSE by Dire Straits.

But it’s written in the forums
And every line on your palm
We’re fools to make war
On our brothers in ARRSE
 
#9
Quo - On the Arrse site now

A vacation in a foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Now you remember what the draftsman said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

You be the hero of the neighborhood
Nobody knows that you left for good
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Smiling faces as you wait to land
But once you get there no one gives a damn
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive get out of bed
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Shots ring out in the dad of night
The sergeant calls (stand up and fight)
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

You've got your orders better shoot on sight
Your finger's on the trigger
But it don't seem right
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Night is falling and you just can't see
Is this illusion or reality
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
You're on the Arrse site now
Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
 
#10
I’m tabbing in the rain
Just tabbing in the rain,
What a miserable feeling,
It’s Sennybridge again.
I’m looking at clouds
So dark, up above,
I’ve in itch in my arrse,
And I’ m ready to chug.

Let the war-ry clowns chase.
OpFor over the place,
I’m fecked off with rain
I’ve got pain on my face.
My morale is so low
I’m going to apply to retrain
I’m tabbing, just tabbing in the rain….

Apologies to Sinatra
 
#11
Gene Kelly actually.

God, I'm being a PITA today. Must be the sunburn.
 

BuggerAll

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#12
Ooh, let's go
@rrsers walking warily down the street
With his new arrse tie loose and low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this
Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat - yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without you when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had
And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy ? Are you satisfied ?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Look out

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, eh
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Hey
Oh take it
Bites the dust - bite the dust hey
Hey
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust, ow
Another one bites the dust, hey hey
Another one bites the dust, heeey
Ooh show down

There are plenty of ways that TCH can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down, yeah
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
Repeating to the sound of the beat
Oh yeah

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust, yeah
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Shoot out
Hey, alright
 

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