ARRSE Song

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by watertight, Jun 20, 2005.

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  1. Anyone got any suggestions for an ARRSE song? Here's mine to the tune of Do you wanna be in my gang:

    Do you wanna be in my arrse my arrse my arrse,
    Do you wanna be in my arrse, oh yeeehh

    Actually that doesn't come across so well. I retract.
     
  2. Gary Glitter hmmm, nice choice!
     
  3. Come across, Gary Glitter??

    Is this your not so subtle way of coming out? 8O :roll:
     
  4. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Why don't we get the same people who did Crazy Frog to make us one and then we can annoy the sh!t out of 60 million people every day as it plays on mobiles and every other advert whilst still being at No.1 in the charts?

    Masses of funds for the site, no donations needed, we all get millions of medals....sorted.
     
  5. It is a Gary Glitter song
    Gary Glitter rhymes with ...
    It is about wanting to be in an ARRSE

    I'll get my coat
     
  6. Surely it has to be a march.
     
  7. Watertights next nomination YMCA?

    Young Mens Christian ARRSE?
     
  8. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    Brothers in ARRSE by Dire Straits.

    But it’s written in the forums
    And every line on your palm
    We’re fools to make war
    On our brothers in ARRSE
     
  9. Quo - On the Arrse site now

    A vacation in a foreign land
    Uncle Sam does the best he can
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Now you remember what the draftsman said
    Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    You be the hero of the neighborhood
    Nobody knows that you left for good
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Smiling faces as you wait to land
    But once you get there no one gives a damn
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Hand grenades flying over your head
    Missiles flying over your head
    If you want to survive get out of bed
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Shots ring out in the dad of night
    The sergeant calls (stand up and fight)
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    You've got your orders better shoot on sight
    Your finger's on the trigger
    But it don't seem right
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Night is falling and you just can't see
    Is this illusion or reality
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
    You're on the Arrse site now
    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now

    Oh, oh, you're on the Arrse site now
     
  10. I’m tabbing in the rain
    Just tabbing in the rain,
    What a miserable feeling,
    It’s Sennybridge again.
    I’m looking at clouds
    So dark, up above,
    I’ve in itch in my arrse,
    And I’ m ready to chug.

    Let the war-ry clowns chase.
    OpFor over the place,
    I’m fecked off with rain
    I’ve got pain on my face.
    My morale is so low
    I’m going to apply to retrain
    I’m tabbing, just tabbing in the rain….

    Apologies to Sinatra
     
  11. Gene Kelly actually.

    God, I'm being a PITA today. Must be the sunburn.
     
  12. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Ooh, let's go
    @rrsers walking warily down the street
    With his new arrse tie loose and low
    Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
    Machine guns ready to go

    Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this
    Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    To the sound of the beat - yeah

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust, eh
    Hey, I'm gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

    How do you think I'm going to get along
    Without you when you're gone
    You took me for everything that I had
    And kicked me out on my own

    Are you happy ? Are you satisfied ?
    How long can you stand the heat
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    To the sound of the beat
    Look out

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust, eh
    Hey, I'm gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust

    Hey
    Oh take it
    Bites the dust - bite the dust hey
    Hey
    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust, ow
    Another one bites the dust, hey hey
    Another one bites the dust, heeey
    Ooh show down

    There are plenty of ways that TCH can hurt a man
    And bring him to the ground
    You can beat him
    You can cheat him
    You can treat him bad and leave him
    When he's down, yeah
    But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
    I'm standing on my own two feet
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip
    Repeating to the sound of the beat
    Oh yeah

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust, yeah
    Hey, I'm gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust
    Shoot out
    Hey, alright