Arrse shop

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Auld-Yin, Jun 26, 2005.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Just had a look at the shop site and the link for the Essentials area has a roll of dpm bog roll.

    That is so tacky that I want some. How about getting a batch made up. Just think how you would look at work walking to the bog holding in your hand this roll of dpm arrse wipe - especially in a civvy office like mine.

    Ohh I just so want some. Trinny and Susannah say is is in this year.

    Isn't it great being sad.
     
  2. DPM bog clog- how would you know if you got a good wipe-result? surely the brown section would mask this essential information.

    May also lead to unnecessary skiddies in the grolly region.

    dangerous ground
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ah, we have found someone who inspects the wipe.

    Personally I just wipe, swipe and drop. Don't spend too much time inspecting the paper - might find something I don't want to see.
     
  4. The trouble with DPM stuff is, how do you know its there?

    You may actually be wiping your butt with just your hand!!

    nasty!!
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Maybe 'cos my hand is white - not shite.
     
  6. You do the sniff test!