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#1
Just had a look at the shop site and the link for the Essentials area has a roll of dpm bog roll.

That is so tacky that I want some. How about getting a batch made up. Just think how you would look at work walking to the bog holding in your hand this roll of dpm arrse wipe - especially in a civvy office like mine.

Ohh I just so want some. Trinny and Susannah say is is in this year.

Isn't it great being sad.
 
#2
DPM bog clog- how would you know if you got a good wipe-result? surely the brown section would mask this essential information.

May also lead to unnecessary skiddies in the grolly region.

dangerous ground
 

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GrumbleWeed said:
DPM bog clog- how would you know if you got a good wipe-result? surely the brown section would mask this essential information.

May also lead to unnecessary skiddies in the grolly region.

dangerous ground
Ah, we have found someone who inspects the wipe.

Personally I just wipe, swipe and drop. Don't spend too much time inspecting the paper - might find something I don't want to see.
 
#4
The trouble with DPM stuff is, how do you know its there?

You may actually be wiping your butt with just your hand!!

nasty!!
 

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mooch said:
The trouble with DPM stuff is, how do you know its there?

You may actually be wiping your butt with just your hand!!

nasty!!
Maybe 'cos my hand is white - not shite.
 
#6
mooch said:
The trouble with DPM stuff is, how do you know its there?

You may actually be wiping your butt with just your hand!!

nasty!!
You do the sniff test!
 
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