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Arrse Shaving

#1
The dilemma,

I work in a warm atmosphere and now the humid weathers creeping in, Im increasingly finding myself scratching my arrse more.

As I got stuck in today with a furious up and down motion I gots a thinking...

Whats the best way to shave my bum beard?
 
#3
Try doing the Dance of the Flaming Arrseholes & when the paper burns right down to your rusty bullethole, spray brandy/vodka on it to put it out. Your sheriff's badge will be hair-free for life after that :wink:
 
#4
Shave your crack and you'll start getting arrse sweat patches and chronic chefs arse without all the hair to catch it though fella 8O
 
#6
Civi_Git said:
Shave your crack and you'll start getting arrse sweat patches and chronic chefs arse without all the hair to catch it though fella 8O
Point taken, but turn me to the side and my arrse looks like a white bread bap stuffed with hair.
 
#14
What's the deal with clinkers these days ? I haven't had one for years, and goddam it I miss em ! They came to be like friends hanging around an arrsehole, you knew they were there, but you could ignore them.
 
#19
Crouch like a gorrilla, whack a dollop of shave cream, rinse hands and dry (so that you can get a firm grip of the butt cheek, re-crouch and spread left cheek (for a righthander) and a few quick motions with the blade in your right and you're sorted. That area is actually like a hyenas scrotum so the cut risk is less than you'd think. The right side is trickier - either stretch left again and be careful (deepish squat recommended), or go for a slightly tricky stretch right cheek with left hand deal - you only need to grab the hip because it's all connected.

You'll feel 'kin luvvly afterwards. I'd recommend Madonna's "Like a virgin" as the soundtrack for the post shave cuppa.
 
#20
On a serious note, Wash your arse every day using a flannel.

If you are in dusty places, fill a litre bottle with water, squat and dribble the water down your back, rubbing your hoop with the said flannel.

:arrow: Cyclists know very well about hoop hygiene.

If you get boils. you have not been washing your arrse :evil:
 

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