Arrse Sectioning?

#1
I've started this thread with a genuine concern for one of our members. At what point do we decide enough is enough and drag out the cyber straight jacket and hockey mask?

Recently whenever I've scrolled down the last 50, the same name appears as the last contributor, regardless of subject, or time of day. My interest piqued I had a look at his profile, now he's been on the site for 8 years and has built up a healthy 20K of posts. As a daily average this works out as 7 posts a day. Now that's certainly not unheard of but I didn't think it fitted with what I'm seeing on the boards, so I had a look at his post history over the last 7 days.

175 posts in a 7 day period, averaging 25 per day. Now these posts aren't one line throwaways or word association contributions, they're normally a couple of paragraphs long and suggesting an in depth knowledge of all things military over the last 30 years.

My question is this. Is he:

The genuine article; a veritable military oracle

A bit of a cunt in need of a hobby

Mental and needs to be locked up for 23 hrs a day
 
#2
Not quite the arrse sectioning I thought it was going to be.
 
#3
I've started this thread with a genuine concern for one of our members. At what point do we decide enough is enough and drag out the cyber straight jacket and hockey mask?

Recently whenever I've scrolled down the last 50, the same name appears as the last contributor, regardless of subject, or time of day. My interest piqued I had a look at his profile, now he's been on the site for 8 years and has built up a healthy 20K of posts. As a daily average this works out as 7 posts a day. Now that's certainly not unheard of but I didn't think it fitted with what I'm seeing on the boards, so I had a look at his post history over the last 7 days.

175 posts in a 7 day period, averaging 25 per day. Now these posts aren't one line throwaways or word association contributions, they're normally a couple of paragraphs long and suggesting an in depth knowledge of all things military over the last 30 years.

My question is this. Is he:

The genuine article; a veritable military oracle

A bit of a cunt in need of a hobby

Mental and needs to be locked up for 23 hrs a day
I thought this was going to be about the snail!

I think a link is required!
 
#5
No, It's a genuine serving soldier and he is presently the last poster on 4 threads on the 1st page of the last 50.
 
#6
#9
There's no fun in me telling you that, if no one else can recognise the poster from the description, then It's clearly me who's the cunt.
 
#11
Oh all right. I had nothing better to do this afternoon other than have a look. Biscuits AB has over 20,000 posts.
 
#13
We could send Jarrod round with a damp sponge.
 
#15
#16
spaz:4436388 said:
There's no fun in me telling you that, if no one else can recognise the poster from the description, then It's clearly me who's the cunt.
Dunno.
Description of long posts seen as a symptom contained in exactly the kind of post pointing out the post.

Its making me a tad dizzy thinking about it.
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
#18
Admirable dedication!
Yep, 11 years of dedication! Despite the '2003' date (which is wrong) in my profile when all of our details were moved over to a new site, I've actually been cheeking cunts up here since the site originally kicked off in 2001...long before the Tesco staff, the journos, the desperate wives and the cadets found it. I recall that it was plagued with STABs though. Most of the threads which demanded that I be kicked off the site over the years for hurting people's feelings, were started by STABs. At the last count, I think there were 5 or 6 threads. I think I made an impact with them.

STABs. You were cunts back then and you're still cunts today.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
I can only section people for six hours if it's any use. I do recommend Haloperidol 30mg and 0.6mg of Hyoscine I.M. When they do wake up Chlorpromazine 400mg four times a day will quieten most.
 

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