We've had a very generous offer from an arrser whose wife makes sausages. She will create a batch of pork sausages, with a flavour chosen by an arrser and a name chosen by an arrser, for us to sell or auction. If it's a success, they'll keep the recipe going, with 10% of sales going to MDN's hamster-bothering fund. The plan is to use this thread for arrsers to suggest an arrse-themed name and an ingredient (i.e. Bombardier beer for Gunner's Sausages, Grated Mushroom for Mr. Mushroom Head Sausages). After a week we'll run a poll to pick the most popular ingredient an name, then we'll be selling/raffling/auctioning the sausages. So, over to the imagination of arrsers. Please keep it clean-ish, remember that people will be eating the sausages (so Brasso and Blanco are off the ingredient list) and the name needs to be amusing but saleable. Suggestions close on Monday 31st August at 6 p.m., when the poll will start.