ARRSE Regiment (V) Reserves

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The Regiment has better Wine experts than me & some are not alcoholics.
Humility! Not a usual display shown on Arrse :)
 
As hopeful applicant for officers mess waiter I've put 12 cans a week on all your mess bills you never drank and watered down all the optics in advance, anytime I fancy a snack I will be scrupulously fair and charge it to your accounts in random order.
 
Please forgive the tardiness of my input to this thread.

Is it too late to throw my hat into the ring as Chief Muscle Buster?

If it helps I've still got my blue serge trousers and my own whistle.

TIA
ETA My white daps need a bit of work...:smile:
 
Only if you’ve got your own full length mirror.:oops:
Like one of these for the all round viewing


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and one of these when having to sneak a quick look when away from the gym.

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I'm putting together a med pack for the regimental nurse, Gladys.

A selection of miniatures
Pile ointment, 1 gallon
Gout lotion
Denture fixative ,battlefield strength ( Gripfil )
Combat colostomy bags
Inhalers ( essence of fry up )
Surgical alcohol ( with lemonade top )
Gaviscon epi pens
Copy of Razzle July 1998
 
Gentlemen that reminds me, in days of yore, I happened to pull a punter wearing monogrammed slippers. The result was a £30k seizure.
You were Slipper Of The Yard and I claim my £10.00.
 
I've just read Part 1s and the title of the fitness test might be worrisome for many of our members.

Can we have it changed from the 5 Yarder of Death to something not likely to give @flieslikeabeagle apoplexy?
 
I've just read Part 1s and the title of the fitness test might be worrisome for many of our members.

Can we have it changed from the 5 Yarder of Death to something not likely to give @flieslikeabeagle apoplexy?
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I've just read Part 1s and the title of the fitness test might be worrisome for many of our members.

Can we have it changed from the 5 Yarder of Death to something not likely to give @flieslikeabeagle apoplexy?


I'll scratch your eyes out. Bitch
 
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