Had a look but don’t get it as the markings are all funny.
My enlistment papers were in cuneiform and I left my mark as requested.
Earn good salt, meet interesting women outside my own tribe, and have every weekend off to go and see my mum, I was told.
Ended up in a frozen shithole called Britannia. Ugly natives, no wine but awful porridge ale, and I have to wear socks with my sandals.
I would complain to my centurion, but he is from some other hellhole called Spain.
Heard there is something being set up called the legionnaires sergeant major. Might write to her to help. Think I got the pronoun right.