ARRSE Reading Circle Selection - Honourary Squaddie

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, May 7, 2008.

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  1. perhaps this needs be posted in the "All Things Literary " forum but, deserves wider distribution that only the NAAFI can provide.

    I recommend :

    Foreskin's Lament by Shalom Auslander


    " When I was young, they told me that when I died and went to Heaven, the angels would take me into a vast museum full of paintings I had never seen before, paintings that would have been created by all the artisitic sperm I had wasted in my life.... Then the angels would take me into a huge house of worship, filled with hundreds of Jews, praying and studying, Jews that would have been born if I hadn't killed them, wasted them, mopped them up with a dirty sock during the hideous failure of my despicable life [ there are roughly 50 million sperm in every ejaculate; that's about nine Holocausts in every w@nk. ] "