ARRSE psychoes - new study proves they exist

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
#3
That piss taking short arse face biter Cutaway. Chills the blood watching him eat a steak...
 
#4
Well I ticked off for myself 6 of the 10 pointers to being a psycho.
And I was wavering on two of the other pointers.
 
#5
I only scored 1 - must try harder!
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Well I ticked off for myself 6 of the 10 pointers to being a psycho.
And I was wavering on two of the other pointers.
Having said that, the fact that your average psycho will 'have developed highly polished social skills' means that this site may be safer than most.
 
#7
If one in every hundred 'Friends' on Facebook is a Psycho then I have got at least 1-20th of a Psycho among my 'Friends',because I only have five,and those are mostly my alternative log in names.....
 
T

Tinman74

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#8
For those to lazy to click the link!

1. When they talk about their childhood, do they always paint themselves as either tragic victims or valiant heroes?
2. When talking, do they make a lot of hand gestures to emphasise their points, particularly when speaking of emotional matters?
3. Do they “fall in love” with alarming regularity and speed, always moving in with their latest conquest… only to move out again a few months later when their partner is no longer happy to shoulder all of the rent and bills?
4. Do they make the same mistakes over and over again, never learning their lesson?
5. Are they slow to recognise fear or disgust in the faces of others?
6. When you first got to know them, did you find that you were revealing a lot more about yourself than you intended to?
7. How do they make you feel? Around them do you feel used, dominated and anxious?
8. If caught out in a lie, do they brush it off without explanation or embarrassment?
9. Are they enthusiastic about risky ventures — driving too fast, using drugs, unprotected sex, extreme sports or, most likely, all of the above?
10. Do they brag about petty criminal exploits in their childhood?
The good news is that if you think you’re a psychopath, you probably are!!
 
#9
Actually make that 1 and two halfs. Im getting there!
 
#10
Well I ticked off for myself 6 of the 10 pointers to being a psycho.
And I was wavering on two of the other pointers.
6 / 10 here as well. But seeing as it also said that if you think you're a psycho you're not a psycho then I'm not a psycho and will stab the next person to say I am.
 
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FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
For those to lazy to click the link!

1. When they talk about their childhood, do they always paint themselves as either tragic victims or valiant heroes?
2. When talking, do they make a lot of hand gestures to emphasise their points, particularly when speaking of emotional matters?
3. Do they “fall in love” with alarming regularity and speed, always moving in with their latest conquest… only to move out again a few months later when their partner is no longer happy to shoulder all of the rent and bills?
4. Do they make the same mistakes over and over again, never learning their lesson?
5. Are they slow to recognise fear or disgust in the faces of others?
6. When you first got to know them, did you find that you were revealing a lot more about yourself than you intended to?
7. How do they make you feel? Around them do you feel used, dominated and anxious?
8. If caught out in a lie, do they brush it off without explanation or embarrassment?
9. Are they enthusiastic about risky ventures — driving too fast, using drugs, unprotected sex, extreme sports or, most likely, all of the above?
10. Do they brag about petty criminal exploits in their childhood?
The good news is that if you think you’re a psychopath, you probably are!!
Just a thought, but how does AMMM do against that check list?
 
#14
For those to lazy to click the link!

1. When they talk about their childhood, do they always paint themselves as either taking one up the hoop or being forced to eat Corned Beef out of a tin?
2. When talking, do they whip their privates out to emphasise their points, particularly when speaking of emotional matters?
3. Do they “fall in love” with alarming regularity and speed, always moving in with their latest conquest, even if it's only the local Postie.
4. Do they make the same mistakes over and over again, never learning their lesson until the shed falls down because you used Supergule instead of nails?
5. Are they slow to recognise fear or disgust in the faces of others, especially when their dog is crimping one off in their front garden while you're on the other end of the lead with no poo bag?
6. When you first got to know them, did you find that you were revealing a lot more about yourself than you intended to? That means they're probably hacks, not psychos.
7. How do they make you feel? Around them do you feel used, dominated and anxious? Depends on the amount of hoop action.
8. If caught out in a lie, do they brush it off without explanation or embarrassment?
9. Are they enthusiastic about risky ventures — driving too fast, using drugs, unprotected sex, extreme sports or, most likely, all of the above? Chess is a big give away, imho.
10. Do they brag about petty criminal exploits in their childhood? Nicking a Drumstick or some Lovehearts from the sweetieshop.
The good news is that if you think you’re a psychopath, you probably are!!
Just added my bit....
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#15
The lightweight dribbler could have started off with "I am flogging my book for £6.99 plus 99p postage" and saved me five wasted minutes.

Psychopaths don’t walk around with a severed head in one hand and a bloody knife in the other. They are much – much – more subtle than that.
Tesco carrier bag every time. Saves a fortune on dry cleaning costs.
 
#16
For those to lazy to click the link!

1. When they talk about their childhood, do they always paint themselves as either tragic victims or valiant heroes?
2. When talking, do they make a lot of hand gestures to emphasise their points, particularly when speaking of emotional matters?
3. Do they “fall in love” with alarming regularity and speed, always moving in with their latest conquest… only to move out again a few months later when their partner is no longer happy to shoulder all of the rent and bills?
4. Do they make the same mistakes over and over again, never learning their lesson?
5. Are they slow to recognise fear or disgust in the faces of others?
6. When you first got to know them, did you find that you were revealing a lot more about yourself than you intended to?
7. How do they make you feel? Around them do you feel used, dominated and anxious?
8. If caught out in a lie, do they brush it off without explanation or embarrassment?
9. Are they enthusiastic about risky ventures — driving too fast, using drugs, unprotected sex with nephews, extreme sports or, most likely, all of the above?
10. Do they brag about petty criminal exploits in their childhood?
The good news is that if you think you’re a psychopath, you probably are!!
Thats Chubb that is!
 
#17
I find doubling up on the carrier bag is very helpful. They are so easily torn these days and blood really does soak in to good tweed.
 
#19
Psychopaths don’t walk around with a severed head in one hand and a bloody knife in the other. They are much – much – more subtle than that.

Ah well, that lets Cuts off the hook then. Pity about the poor bugger whose head it was though...
 
#20
Whoopee, almost scored a full house, though I disagree with:

4. Do they make the same mistakes over and over again, never learning their lesson?

I find that if a body gets discovered I am much more careful the next time...
 

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