Arrse Pro Celebrity Boxing?

#1
I dont know if this could be jacked up or not, how about organising a Arrse Pro Celebrity boxing night? All proceeds to H4H/ RBL?

Imagine the fight card:
Snail V whoever is brave enough
MDN V AA

the possibilities are endless!

Sandy could be the Ref, I doubt if anyone would be mental enough to get in the ring with him anyway!

Could it be done?
 
#2
Barrack Room Lawyer said:
I dont know if this could be jacked up or not, how about organising a Arrse Pro Celebrity boxing night? All proceeds to H4H/ RBL?

Imagine the fight card:
Snail V whoever is brave enough
MDN V AA

the possibilities are endless!

Sandy could be the Ref, I doubt if anyone would be mental enough to get in the ring with him anyway!

Could it be done?
I think it could be done. There have to be rules though.

If you want to have a bare-fist-knuckle fight with someone - IN REAL LIFE - you have to offer them out.* If they decline your very fine offer, they have to pay a tenner to RBL. If they turn up and you have a massive fight, blood, guts etc. etc. the winner buys the beers all night for the loser and whoever cheered them on and the loser pays a tenner to RBL.

ARRSE/Internet fights do not count.

I shall enquire if Sandy The Guv is free to judge. If I am taking a right fucking beating, he will interject and destroy the person who is making me bleed.

Any takers?






*Offer out: From the Slugpedia: To call someone's pint a puff; to ask them if their head is on upside down; to call their bird fat; to wee on their shoes in the urinals deliberately; to ask "did you pay for that fat lass"; to steal someone's taxi; to ask them if them have washed in the last six weeks.
 
#3
I'll take you on, Kenny style!
 
#4
Apparently I am in trouble:

[Miss_Flaps] 10:32 pm: I'd punch your lights out for nothing.
I'd rather prefer that she paid to do it.









Punch my lights out - have a word. :roll:
 
#5
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
 
#6
How about Jarrod versus Squiddly.... :D

I'll take on Jimbo Shortty Pants - we're of an age (nearly) and have crossed swords before.**

The gauntlet is down Baron!!!!

** edited to add; not in a hermer way!!!
 
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#8
Werewolf said:
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
Never mind boxing. Just turn up for a square go. I've answered your post on the other thread. Never mind referees/secomds/witnesses either. Just tip up down here when your ready. Take the rest to PM big lad.
 
#9
Depending on when its going to be (would have to be march at the earliest for holidays) id be up for that!! MMA or boxing but Id preffer MMA.

£100 in the pot from me.
 
#10
Whilst this is meant to have a celebrity element to it, could we get certain females into it in the following forms:

Fit lasses: naked wrestling in jelly

Cunningly uglies: fully clothed (full-on, Burqa-style) and beating each other with baseball bats. The resulting actions might actually lead to them becoming good-looking!
 
#11
Are we allowed to kill people?
 
#12
I'm sure Werewolf and Biscuits_AB will let us know when we need to.

Not sure of the legal implications, if any to ARRSE, and before everyone circles around like a school fight - leave them to PM the details.

To be honest from what we've all seen on the threads it's a private matter between them and can't be sanctioned by the MODS.

Dunno the danger to ARRSE if this gets out.

Remember it's between them two - so sssshhh FFS!!!

As for keeping a book OMFG....
 
#13
Werewolf said:
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
Sounds good, I only put boxing in the title because i thought it might generate more interest, but if its MMA then crack on!

Maybe its gonna be like "Any which way but loose"
 
#14
Barrack Room Lawyer said:
Maybe its gonna be like "Any which way but loose"
No No No!!!

That's just wrong...

No-one mentioned bringing an Orangutan FFS!!!
 
#15
Oooh oooh me sir...can I fight Private (Retired) Mike Golden?
 
#17
Sparky2339 said:
Barrack Room Lawyer said:
Maybe its gonna be like "Any which way but loose"
No No No!!!

That's just wrong...

No-one mentioned bringing an Orangutan FFS!!!
LoF to star as the "Black Widows"



Their uniforms are practically the same!
 
#18
Biscuits_AB said:
Werewolf said:
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
Never mind boxing. Just turn up for a square go. I've answered your post on the other thread. Never mind referees/secomds/witnesses either. Just tip up down here when your ready. Take the rest to PM big lad.
Aye right...a square go. Just you, me and a couple of you're mates with pick-axe handles? Or even if you do have the bottle to man up and have a square go, what guarantees have I got you won't go crying to plod if you lose?

I trust you about as far as Brown, son. And you're missing the point: the whole idea was to raise money for HFH, RBL etc. Not JUST the pleasure of kicking the New Labour out of you! :twisted:

If you insist on a square go, we're doing it in my home town. The trains run both ways. And I can ask Sparky and Spenny to be there as witnesses to ensure fair play. On BOTH sides.

Now: I've offered you a chance to have a shot at me AND help people who have been injured serving their country. If you're too selfish and cowardly to do so, shut the fcuk up.
 
#19
Werewolf said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Werewolf said:
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
Never mind boxing. Just turn up for a square go. I've answered your post on the other thread. Never mind referees/secomds/witnesses either. Just tip up down here when your ready. Take the rest to PM big lad.
Aye right...a square go. Just you, me and a couple of you're mates with pick-axe handles? Or even if you do have the bottle to man up and have a square go, what guarantees have I got you won't go crying to plod if you lose?

I trust you about as far as Brown, son. And you're missing the point: the whole idea was to raise money for HFH, RBL etc. Not JUST the pleasure of kicking the New Labour out of you! :twisted:

If you insist on a square go, we're doing it in my home town. The trains run both ways. And I can ask Sparky and Spenny to be there as witnesses to ensure fair play. On BOTH sides.

Now: I've offered you a chance to have a shot at me AND help people who have been injured serving their country. If you're too selfish and cowardly to do so, shut the fcuk up.
Oh come on, bring the fight to Darlo. It's easier for me and Sandy to watch the blood fly as well. You choose the pub car park, I'll bring the cheerleaders.
 
#20
Werewolf said:
I hereby formally challenge Biscuits_AB to Trial by Combat - and may God defend the Right! :D

Seriously, I'd prefer an MMA match, but if it's got to be a Boxing match, fair enough. 8)

I've got holidays booked for Febuary, which gives both of us time to train.

Over to you, AB... :twisted:
Ten English Pounds please.

You bricked it.
 
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