ARRSE, porn and the Wife...

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  1. Q. Is it just me, or does anyone else suffer from a similar situation...

    Darth_Doctrinus' version of events:

    Mrs Doctrinus and I have just had a blistering row that lasted over 2 hours. The argument, although wide-ranging in scope, was initiated when she deliberately came to find me 'arrsing' and got all sniffy when she found me doing just that. Whilst I appreciate the effort she makes to ensure that my arguing skills remain on the ball (essential for dealing with IPTs and suchlike), I took issue with her judgement that 'ARRSE is worse than porn'. In my view, the situation could be much worse, in that i could be persuing actual porn and whacking off in front of the 'pooter. I believe that Mrs D_D is being short-sighted in not realising the benefit of being married to a fulltime ARRSEr, as I don't w@nk or look at porn at all. Honest love.

    Mrs Doctrinus' version of events:

    Gosh how true he is. I didn't quite realise that his day would be divided between work, me and ARRSE. How foolish of me. I can't understand how something like this is so addictive; call me short-sighted if you like, it doesn't get my rocks off. The argument occured because I thought (foolishly) that he maybe doing something constructive and not be ARRSING around. But apparently I'm a chick who has a terrible temper, and ARRSE is really educational. :wink:
     
  2. I have a friend doing her thesis on PC site addiction and is actually looking at patterns of ARRSE users to see if anyone is addicted.
    Her conclusions so far are she can't tell, but will be able to do so after watching the site closely for a year or so on a daily bases and for prolonged periods of time.

    Beebs :?
     
  3. Now let me see..at home within talking distance, or down the mess drinking pimms....

    nope no grounds of complaint I can see is validated.
     
  4. 2 Hours? She must be weak. I can carry on a scrap for days........
     
  5. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    Mrs Doctrinus' version of events:

    Gosh how true he is. I didn't quite realise that his day would be divided between work, me and ARRSE. How foolish of me. I can't understand how something like this is so addictive; call me short-sighted if you like

    Re Short sighted: Thanks you blind jam jar speccie wearing nagging fish wife! Leave the bread winner in peace and go bang some dustbin lids outside your pad :twisted:
     
  6. Mrs. D_D:

    I know this isn't a consolation, but the situation could be much worse; he could be w@nking while reading ARRSE. 8O
     
  7. Have you checked the calendar DD?
    Is it that time of the month when you are ALWAYS wrong?
     
  8. I cannot understand Mrs D-D's problem - my wife is proud of the fact that i take part in, and comment upon, the complex topics that are presented on this site. It should be realised that this is one of the last bastions of politcal incorrectness, lavatorial and drunken humour which can only be appreciated by ex and serving members of Her Majestys Finest.
     
  9. Slap the wench round the chops and tell her to shut it. There is nothing wrong with spending time on ARRSE. Damn sight better than a lot of other things he could be doing. She should be grateful ARRSE has a lot of childishly hysterical humour that will keep him amused for weeks. She may even like it if she had a look round the site herself instead of flapping her gums unnecessarily.

    Two hour fight? Darth - wuss! Why was she allowed to voice an opinion contrary to yours for that long? Keep that up and God knows where it will end. Ballgags and testicle cuffs for you lad, that's where 8O

    Borrow the keys to Cuts dungeon chain her down there for a few weeks. Skiff her regularly, fart and follow through on her and as a treat spaff off over her face occasionally. I am sure she will soon come to see ARRSE is a fantastic site and you should have no more arguments :D
     
  10. PMT, MT, PMT either way women lose, you guys have an excuse for staying glued to anything that needs to be plugged in. Admit it once you get married and move in there is no further need for interaction except for bedtime ;0).

    For those not in the know
    PMT = Pre Menstrual Tension
    MT = Menstrual Tension
    PMT = Post Menstrual Tension

    We have the full month covered ;0)
     
  11. [quote="Mata_Hari]

    PMT = Pre Menstrual Tension
    MT = Menstrual Tension
    PMT = Post Menstrual Tension

    We have the full month covered ;0)[/quote]

    so let me get this straigt PMT if folowed by PMT. Right lads we are fecked
     
  12. LOL Fine you only realising this now?
     
  13. Giver her a good back scuttling- she will realise she isn't being that badly done to!
     
  14. Do men actually think that terminology is a turn on? Try learning to do it properly so she doesn't have to fake it, I think you will find it has a better result ;0)

    P.s. Why aren't my smilies working :0(
     
  15. Cos you're a bird... :)

    (Note correct smiley)