I would like Deanol to **** a long distance off with his pale churchy crap frankly. He's proposing barely a flutter over who runs the tombola at the parish fete.
If we are going to politicise religion I want bells, smells, dolls, an inquisition and proper finger pointing. Or witches. Witches get better jewellery, everyone gets a tacky velvet robe with a pointy hood and coloured candles. And none of this tiktok kitchen-witchery: there have to goats and blazing torches.
Or at the least, cake and a Sunday lie in.
edit: because it may be a turd but I am rubbing the glitter on as hard as I may