I have looked at the eighty or so other threads which might be suitable for this, but none of them seem to be. Every now and then, an Arrser writes a poem which captures the mood of a thread, not one of those "iv wrote a poem, wat do u think" affairs, but one where the poster wishes to convey a message, and poetry offers the medium. The other day, Arte_et_Marte wrote what I thought was an hilarious poem which can be best understood in the context of the thread it was in; read and enjoy. My Water Bottle is Tactical Red. Please post only links to original poems, on ARRSE, in their original settings.