Hot on the heels of Crabby's marvelous suggestion, how about we take it one stage further... an Arrse Plod Crawl! Obviously London would have to be the venue, as the Met are so bent we could get away with anything just by briefing it or using a masons handshake. We could invite Civvy Staff and Specials to bask in our glory, as we pat each other on the back and tell stories or the time we took the Area car rallying though Hampstead Heath. County coppers could venutre out of their little towns for the first time, ready to be corrupted by the naughty boys from London. How about we start in Starbucks, moving on to Greggs via Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kremes. If we miss the last (free) train home we could always stay in a top London Hotel using that infamous discount trick or failing that just whack it on a job credit card that we all carry. Anyone up for it?