Arrse Plod Crawl

#1
le_crabe_tambour said:
How about a forum for all the plod on here where they can give each group hugs, etc and one for all the wannabe bizzies ie. bolo-driller where they can simper at all the tales of derring do by our brave boys in blue....
Hot on the heels of Crabby's marvelous suggestion, how about we take it one stage further... an Arrse Plod Crawl!

Obviously London would have to be the venue, as the Met are so bent we could get away with anything just by briefing it or using a masons handshake.

We could invite Civvy Staff and Specials to bask in our glory, as we pat each other on the back and tell stories or the time we took the Area car rallying though Hampstead Heath.

County coppers could venutre out of their little towns for the first time, ready to be corrupted by the naughty boys from London.

How about we start in Starbucks, moving on to Greggs via Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kremes.

If we miss the last (free) train home we could always stay in a top London Hotel using that infamous discount trick or failing that just whack it on a job credit card that we all carry.

Anyone up for it?
 
#2
I do most of the above every 1st weekend in May already mate. Just substitute the Starbucks and Krispie Kremes for Beer and Pasties.

What's a job credit card?
 

JINGO

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#4
I dont know being a county mounty Im scared of the smoke and wouldnt want to be near any unrully people. Besides I cant leave my country mansion unattended. I bought it with the £50 000 I earn a year.
Im too lazy to organise anything and I havent got any tales of derring do as I never leave the station.
 
#11
How about I direct you, via phone, to all the establishments of Alcoholic refreshment,?! It will be just like work, and we all know you fat,lazy useless knackers need to get some real hours in!!!! :D


Of course thats after I have sniffed your "tunics" while polishing your whistles and shined your truncheons, waved you off with a tear in my eye etc etc..... :blowkiss:

That T-shirt is f**ing quality!
 
#12
Bolo-Driller said:
How about I direct you, via phone, to all the establishments of Alcoholic refreshment,?! It will be just like work, and we all know you fat,lazy useless knackers need to get some real hours in!!!! :D


Of course thats after I have sniffed your "tunics" while polishing your whistles and shined your truncheons, waved you off with a tear in my eye etc etc..... :blowkiss:

That T-shirt is f**ing quality!
You'll probably be tagging behind,waiting to spike on of their drinks so you can Fred West em in your dingy cellar torture chamber.......groupie :D
 
#13
Squiggles said:
The_Seagull said:
Squiggles said:
On a serious note - does anyone fancy a genuine Plod pub-crawl?

Plonks most welcome too! (runs for cover)
I may be interested, if I've not fled the country by then. :wink:
Hmm, well it'd have to be November earliest in my case.
On current form, it's not outside the realms of possibility what with the intolerable wait for my visa.
 
#19
Oooh, oooh Free stuff!!! :? :? :? 8) 8) 8)

I fled the country but still a fascist oppressor of the proletariat AND still just as lazy as everyone else. Honest guv!

Can I come too if Mrs OPPO lets me? :roll: I have a company credit card too but never realised and nobody ever seems to take it in payment. WTF!!! 8O

BTW, I hear none of us are supposed to pay any tax either. 8O I want to complain cos I've been billed for years and want it back. :twisted:
 
#20
I'll come as long as I can slag you off all day after you fcuking tried stitching me up and then keeping my clobber for an extra month just because you fcuked the case up!

Apart from that.....crack on and enjoy!
 

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