ARRSE phrases for which one should be castigated.

#1
Over used, tiresome, clichéd twattery that appears on here with the same monotonous regularity as the "Go Compare" ad on telly and which inspires similar feelings of ire and desire to do violence.

Starter for ten...

"Fixed that for you" - With accompanying hilarious edit.

And pressing onward...

"You owe me a new monitor/keyboard" - No, no I don't. Even if you had sprayed a beverage over said device in a fit of laughter (which you haven't) it would be your fault for being a mong, not mine for being amusing.

In your own time, carry on...
 

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
#2
You are (add name) and you owe me (add sum of cash)
 
#6
Under used, wonderful, linguistic quality that appears on here with the same exciting regularity as the "Go Compare" ad on telly and which inspires similar feelings of joy and desire to do hot sex on your mum.

Starter for ten...

"Fixed that for you" - With accompanying hilarious edit.

In your own time, carry on...
There, fixed that for you... :)
 
Z

Zarathustra

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#7
There was quite a long thread very similar to this a while ago, but my search isn't working.

here are a few of my (least)favourites

Bliar
Liebour
Broon
Walt
Granuidad
Daily Heil/Hate

People who deliberately misspell swear words or censor them with a *, we're (nearly) all growns either swear properly or don't swear at all.
People who make "funny" shed jokes or references.
 
#8
Maddies in my cellar

Pickled eggs

10 fucking letters (which you don't even need to do)

We can always send a carrier......oh hang on.

K*v H*ghes
 
#9

Joker62

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Book Reviewer
#10
Maddies in my cellar

Pickled eggs

10 fucking letters (which you don't even need to do)

We can always send a carrier......oh hang on.

K*v H*ghes
And boiled eggs with a BBQ
 
#17
#19
You git, I had right job explaining that other pic earlier!

Fuck, that's not you is it?!
That's the reason I was so quiet over Christmas . I must admit that the thought of you explaining that at work did make me chuckle.
 

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