ARRSE phrases for which one should be castigated.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biscuits_Brown, Jan 11, 2012.

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  1. Over used, tiresome, clichéd twattery that appears on here with the same monotonous regularity as the "Go Compare" ad on telly and which inspires similar feelings of ire and desire to do violence.

    Starter for ten...

    "Fixed that for you" - With accompanying hilarious edit.

    And pressing onward...

    "You owe me a new monitor/keyboard" - No, no I don't. Even if you had sprayed a beverage over said device in a fit of laughter (which you haven't) it would be your fault for being a mong, not mine for being amusing.

    In your own time, carry on...
  2. You are (add name) and you owe me (add sum of cash)
  3. "your mum said that when I bummed/shagged her"
  4. 'makes oi laaarf', I would imagine that would be what a Wurzel would say seconds before you glassed him..
  5. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Post some pictures (or variations thereof).
  6. There, fixed that for you... :)
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  7. There was quite a long thread very similar to this a while ago, but my search isn't working.

    here are a few of my (least)favourites

    Daily Heil/Hate

    People who deliberately misspell swear words or censor them with a *, we're (nearly) all growns either swear properly or don't swear at all.
    People who make "funny" shed jokes or references.
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  8. Maddies in my cellar

    Pickled eggs

    10 fucking letters (which you don't even need to do)

    We can always send a carrier......oh hang on.

    K*v H*ghes
  9. Seeing as you're not at work now......
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  10. And boiled eggs with a BBQ
  11. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    You git, I had right job explaining that other pic earlier!

    Fuck, that's not you is it?!
  12. Has she got a cock??
  13. Have you seen my sh*d?
  14. Fuck off Chubb. Cnut.
  15. Grab the popcorn,

    Stand easyVallhalla shite

    it's dusty in here...Well I suggest you crack out the pledge and duster you fucking grot