Ok you armchair warriors, it seems to me that every single enquiry made on the recruiting forums etc ends in a debacle based around the fact that the poster is asking if 1.5 in 13 minutes is good enough. It would appear that nearly ever poster on here can still run a sub 9 minutes BFA in boots and denims regardless of the fact that they struggle to run a bath. So my solution is this, if you want to keep posting on arrse from your piss stained wanking chariot you have to pass the Arrse PFA , but, as its arrse its not just a normal pfa, its special. However I have a very limited imagination and as interesting as a wanking race would be I feel it rules out the ladies. What should the arrse pfa consist of, answers on a dna soaked bar stool please.