Arrse pants.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Sep 1, 2011.

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  1. I have got a pair of arrse nicks from Goaty. I have discussed it with Barbarella and here is the verdict.

    The shorts need a big arrse logo - on the back and possibly a smaller one on the front. The thongs MUST have "SCH" written across the back and an arrow on the front - because only dirty scutters wear thongs.
    We are most impressed with the quality of the pants - very strokable - but there needs to be more logos, the mushroom head and fox e lady would be a good start.

    Thats all we have to say about that really.

    Dale for PM

    Love Dale and Barbs

    (written by Barbs because Dale is on the vino and doesn't care...)
  2. I want photos of you 2 modelling them (just them) whilst lezzing off with each other.

    If they're not forthcoming, I don't believe you own them.

    (please put a Burger King bag on Dales head 1st)
  3. Take your head for a shit, fucko.
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  4. If you're thinking of marketing them, remember to pull them up nice and snuggly, and keep them on for at least a couple of hours. Using Zip-Lock freezer bags will show you mean business.
  5. Under my Barbarella...ella..ella...hey, hey, hey.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Be careful what you wish for. Those two have just taken these off and are standing naked off camera.

  7. I was trying to be serious.
  8. Wrong forum, fucko ;)
  9. That's a little pixie.
  10. Bite me. You scoundrel.
  11. Sluggy is doing some lunges in hers as I type...
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  12. Was that really necessary?
  13. PM me your address and when I have prised them out of her arrse I will pop then in the post to you - no need to thank me, I'm here to help...

    For a small fee I will send photos of her before and after...
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  14. PM inbound. Paypal OK?