ARRSE OPTIMISM

B_AND_T

MIA
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#4
It's Ok but she overcooks the bacon.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#6
cernunnos said:
Is Friday alright?
How would I know, I'm not Robinson Crusoe.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#8
The Isle of No Man? Never heard of it.
 
#9
You see where Optimism gets you! I'm splashing out on my missus tonight, then its off to the Isle on man with Bat Crabs missus for a dirty weekend and charred bacon.

Things are looking up!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
cernunnos said:
I'm going to splash out on my missus tonight! Is anyone else feeling optimistic?
She'll need some tissues to wipe up.
 
#12
Biped said:
cernunnos said:
I'm going to splash out on my missus tonight! Is anyone else feeling optimistic?
She'll need some tissues to wipe up.
You didn't think I was talking of spending money did you? Anyway we're a posh household, we have curtains for that!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
Trouble is when she stands up it's going to drip on the carpet.
 
#15
cernunnos said:
The dog licks that up!
no need to be rude about her, but I agree that if she drips it then she cleans it up...
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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Reviews Editor
#16
Is Chard-Bacon a Guards officer? Why would you take him with you?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#17
Yes, He served under Chris P Toast.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#19
Excellent for mine clearnce as well.Or even clearance

I knew Chris.P.Toast. His second in command was a good egg too
 
#20
Only five hours left until Splashdown!
Surviving Apollo astronauts are invited to watch on a 14 inch black and white TV!
 

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