Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Jan 16, 2008.

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  1. I'm going to splash out on my missus tonight! Is anyone else feeling optimistic?
  2. Could you splash out on mine as well? I can't be bothered.
  3. Does she do a good breakfast?
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It's Ok but she overcooks the bacon.
  5. Is Friday alright?
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    How would I know, I'm not Robinson Crusoe.
  7. No man is an island!
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The Isle of No Man? Never heard of it.
  9. You see where Optimism gets you! I'm splashing out on my missus tonight, then its off to the Isle on man with Bat Crabs missus for a dirty weekend and charred bacon.

    Things are looking up!
  10. Caymen is an island... :roll:
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    She'll need some tissues to wipe up.
  12. You didn't think I was talking of spending money did you? Anyway we're a posh household, we have curtains for that!
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Trouble is when she stands up it's going to drip on the carpet.
  14. The dog licks that up!
  15. no need to be rude about her, but I agree that if she drips it then she cleans it up...