arrse on ITV news

#1
Anyone see arrse being quoted on the news tonite? Boy they must really take this site seriously, quoting posts about the big 5 ' speaking up at last!
 
#3
They did it last week too. Keep posting - it could make you famous :D
 
#7
hey nig, what did they quote you on? i only ask as I'm not in a place where i can see uk tv at the momet... hell, i could be famous... and i wouldn't know it... oh wait.. i haven't said anything too controversial.... yet
 
#8
stevedogenddavies said:
nigegilb said:
I just got quoted twice, flippin 'eck, parliament next!

arrse, the only party that makes sense.....
Must be because you had something decent to say old chap :D
Doubtful. They probably thought half way through yet another article on endless defence issue b@ll@x that the audience needed a good laugh and sven wasn't available. :D
 
#10
goodkurtz said:
stevedogenddavies said:
nigegilb said:
I just got quoted twice, flippin 'eck, parliament next!

arrse, the only party that makes sense.....
Must be because you had something decent to say old chap :D
Doubtful. They probably thought half way through yet another article on endless defence issue b@ll@x that the audience needed a good laugh and sven wasn't available. :D
There wasnt enough time to quote Svens posts it was only a half hour bulletin, he might go on at 2300hrs to help get people to sleep.
 
#11
Had to laugh, I like ITV news, but they do like to keep their quotes short, Sven, I don't think you were even considered.

I reckon the "Big Five" must be avid readers of ARRSE,I am sure Lord Bramall was referring to this site when he was interviewed last night and talked about one of Des Browne's nicknames, personally I prefer Swiss Des........

Anyway, what is the betting that Defence Sec will soon be a full-time appointment?
 
#13
goodkurtz said:
ICShiiteJobs

hey nig, what did they quote you on?
nig.
"Inspite of the thrashing Croatia gave England - we still have to look out for those Kurds."
Yeah right.
No one else knew what he was on about either. But all were agreed - Kilcullen he ain't.
Do enlighten us all kurtz as to how much of your impeccable analysis got a mention...
 

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#14
whitecity said:
Do enlighten us all kurtz as to how much of your impeccable analysis got a mention...
Oddly Godkurtz wasn't mentioned, but probably for the same reason he isn't taken very seriously here: he's a screaming conspiracist nutjob.
 
#15
Nig;
I reckon the "Big Five" must be avid readers of ARRSE,I am sure Lord Bramall was referring to this site when he was interviewed last night and talked about one of Des Browne's nicknames, personally I prefer Swiss Des........
His mates were on radio all day. They were trying to explain how Swiss Des could both be Defence Minister and yet also have time to hang around a used car lot explaining to anyone who would listen how ' You have to treat Scotland - just like you would a beautiful woman.'
 
#16
cpunk said:
whitecity said:
Do enlighten us all kurtz as to how much of your impeccable analysis got a mention...
Oddly Godkurtz wasn't mentioned, but probably for the same reason he isn't taken very seriously here: he's a screaming conspiracist nutjob.
You don't say? :)
 
#18
Had to laugh, I like ITV news, but they do like to keep their quotes short, Sven, I don't think you were even considered.
The full power and meaning of the random capital 'Y' just doesn't come across on a news programme.
They are saving sven quotes for the Sesame Street remakes.
 
#19
whitecity

Do enlighten us all kurtz as to how much of your impeccable analysis got a mention...
It was at the point when, combing his hair ala Wolfowitz, Swiss Des asked a totally rat arsed General Jackson what he thought of Professor Kurtzarrse' idea that football should be treated like a COIN operation and that Col Kilcullen should be made the new England football manager.
 

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