ARRSE on Google

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Bad CO, May 31, 2006.

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  1. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    Every now and again we check our stats package and see what google results link in to us. It allows us to see particularly effective search phrases and how many people followed the link from google. To be honest most are fairly dull and predictable (British, Army, Army Rumour Service. ARSSE..... etc) but there are some absolutely quality ones out there. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the following phrases and where we appear on the Google results list:

    Brown Wings - 3rd and 4th
    Bum Love - 6th
    Fanny Batter - 8th
    Soggy Biscuit - only 16th
    Mongs -19th

    I have to confess to being a little disappointed to see that the bbc has beaten us into second place for Egg Banjo particularly as I've never met a civilian who'd even heard the term ....
  2. It should be noted that the top link for "Mongs" is to a BBC page discussing BELM.

  3. Also looks as though "banjaxed" has fallen out of favour.
  4. On my search we're

    9th for Mongs
    15th for soggy biscuit

    Also PPrune is 11th fpr split arse and we arn't even in the top 50!

    And we don't even get a mention for Turdis :evil:
  5. You will be surprised .......... no, correction ..................ASTONISHED!!!! to see how many Google searches lead one to ARRSE. I think the one that got me on here was checking out the meaning of "one day the other shoe will drop".
  6. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

  7. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    The worrying thing is that each phrase is used to describe MDN's love life! :D
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Mong walt is another number one for ARRSE.

    Sorry, can't do the clever link thing!
  9. Our very own Lord Flasheart comes in at a very respectable 9th (and 10th)

    Dale the Snail
    - 1st!!
  10. Just tried 'Storeman Norman' and wouldn't you just know........
  11. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Telic Happy gives ARRSE number 7

    Telic Unhappy gives a number 6!
  12. Let's look at todays monster movers..

    JRHartley in at Number 6 but cpl ripper straight in at number one with mong panzer featuring hoop dhobi
    Oxygen thief coming in at number two , with todays top climber being bum love up from number 6 to number 3,
    Dozy bint going down at this weeks 7. Slipping in unseen is skiffing at number 5
  13. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Damn, Fang Farrier only gives ARRSE a 2