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ARRSE on Google

#1
Every now and again we check our stats package and see what google results link in to us. It allows us to see particularly effective search phrases and how many people followed the link from google. To be honest most are fairly dull and predictable (British, Army, Army Rumour Service. ARSSE..... etc) but there are some absolutely quality ones out there. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the following phrases and where we appear on the Google results list:

Brown Wings - 3rd and 4th
Bum Love - 6th
Fanny Batter - 8th
Soggy Biscuit - only 16th
Mongs -19th

I have to confess to being a little disappointed to see that the bbc has beaten us into second place for Egg Banjo particularly as I've never met a civilian who'd even heard the term ....
 
#4
On my search we're

9th for Mongs
15th for soggy biscuit

Also PPrune is 11th fpr split arse and we arn't even in the top 50!

And we don't even get a mention for Turdis :evil:
 
#5
You will be surprised .......... no, correction ..................ASTONISHED!!!! to see how many Google searches lead one to ARRSE. I think the one that got me on here was checking out the meaning of "one day the other shoe will drop".
 
#14
Let's look at todays monster movers..


JRHartley in at Number 6 but cpl ripper straight in at number one with mong panzer featuring hoop dhobi
Oxygen thief coming in at number two , with todays top climber being bum love up from number 6 to number 3,
Dozy bint going down at this weeks 7. Slipping in unseen is skiffing at number 5
 
#17
We're not even in the running in a search for Stumpy - but a quick search for Stumpy RTFQ gets us in second place. However, the number 1 result is another forum talking about arrse and the number 2 results has the words bum love in it. Excellent work.

 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
#19
bovvyblonde said:
You will be surprised .......... no, correction ..................ASTONISHED!!!! to see how many Google searches lead one to ARRSE. I think the one that got me on here was checking out the meaning of "one day the other shoe will drop".
I only found this place because I was investigating the history of the DMS boot.
 

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