ARRSE olympics

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  1. The ARRSE Olympics!

    The Death Jump- Jump out of a plane at 30,000ft with a parachute made out of BBC'S kecks

    Chimpions Leg - Dyslexic Football

    Skiff A Boat Race - Wipe your shitty finger across as many top lips in 1 min
  2. Noshing relay race.

    The Arrse maidens nosh off as many of the arrse blokes as they can in half hour. :D
  3. Marine or Queen - Guess the true gender of the UK's finest cross dressers
  4. Troll throwing?
  5. ARRSE Tie Tieing - although the result would probably be a tie!
  6. 50m freestyle Windowlicking?

    MLAAAAARing in a Vacuum?
  7. Hide & seek.

    Who can hide the longest in BBC/Moodys flab rolls before suffocating or being found. :D
  8. STAB Baiting (& for Equal Opps concerns) ARAB Baiting
  9. Curling (One Out)
  10. Banging (one out)
  11. Freestyle tourettes, with points awarded for variety of swearing and non repetition

    watersports. including the double legger, and the squelchy boot.

    celebrity "one man and his tramp"

    1000m staplecheese, a bit like the steeplechase but with less running but more cheese and staples.

    clay teapot shooting.
  12. Horse riding. (Where has Dale gone) :lol:

    Interrogation - spot when Blond_Bint is lying or telling the truth.

    Jumping Reverse Drill - Like normal but guess what? It's done jumping and reverse. Just to make it more interesting whilst pished.

    Sheep round UP - RRW only

    not for arrse members but just for some half time entertainment.
    Thalidomide Javelin
    Wheel chair long jump
    Smashed window windowlicking
    Blind mans buff crossed with hide and seek with some real blind mlaaaaaaaaaaaarrrs.