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Once upon a time there lived a Scouse prozzy with
an extremely smelly kunt
at a young age of 88 she trotted off with her wizards sleeve full of
and stolen goods as she is a scouser.
Leaving her corner after zipping up her latest customer she notices her local AFCO, she heads inside and finds
the Army are desperate and will sign anyone up. So she decides to join one of three regiments
3 para cos shes well hard innit and got her reg tattoo already
Then Dinger and Stan from 'Them' walked in the room. They knew, as soon as they gazed into her steely killer's eyes, that she was the person they'd been looking for all along.
After some black nasty chitter chatter, a few hand shandys and 1... 2, no 3 up the bum they went on to
mummy, mummy, where have you been all our lives?
their agents offices to talk about the next book contract. "SAS - Cos we're 'ard like".
"Mummy?!" Decried the old lady. "I'll have you whippersnappers know, that I ain't your mummy. Well, not since I had my gash stitched up in a backstreet transgender reassignment clinic in Bangkok. Dinger, Stan, this may come as a surprise to you. But I'm actually your father. Hello sons."
Do me a favour , kill that pedantic cnut Vertical, my boys
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