ARRSE NAAFI Story 2009.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Matty0001, Jan 2, 2009.

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  1. Once upon a time there lived a Scouse prozzy with
     
  2. dogfondler

    dogfondler War Hero

    an extremely smelly kunt
     
  3. at a young age of 88 she trotted off with her wizards sleeve full of
     
  4. Big_Bazza

    Big_Bazza Old-Salt

    downsyndrome dwarfs
     
  5. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    and stolen goods as she is a scouser.
     
  6. Leaving her corner after zipping up her latest customer she notices her local AFCO, she heads inside and finds
     
  7. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    the Army are desperate and will sign anyone up. So she decides to join one of three regiments
     
  8. LondonTankie

    LondonTankie Old-Salt

    3 para cos shes well hard innit and got her reg tattoo already
     
  9. Contrarian

    Contrarian Crow

    Then Dinger and Stan from 'Them' walked in the room. They knew, as soon as they gazed into her steely killer's eyes, that she was the person they'd been looking for all along.
     
  10. After some black nasty chitter chatter, a few hand shandys and 1... 2, no 3 up the bum they went on to
     
  11. trowel

    trowel Guest

    mummy, mummy, where have you been all our lives?
     
  12. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    their agents offices to talk about the next book contract. "SAS - Cos we're 'ard like".
     
  13. Contrarian

    Contrarian Crow

    "Mummy?!" Decried the old lady. "I'll have you whippersnappers know, that I ain't your mummy. Well, not since I had my gash stitched up in a backstreet transgender reassignment clinic in Bangkok. Dinger, Stan, this may come as a surprise to you. But I'm actually your father. Hello sons."
     
  14. trowel

    trowel Guest

    Do me a favour , kill that pedantic cnut Vertical, my boys
     
  15. trowel

    trowel Guest

    She said