Arrse Mr Potato Head

#1
Right I'm home over Christmas and therefore bored...Even though I am 21 I have decided that I want an ARRSE Mr Potato Head. Does anybody have any ideas where I could get/make a lid with DPM cover, SA80 and pintglass to fit one?
 
#2
Easier to go the other route.Find a fecing great big potato!
 
#5
Ha...didn't know they were already made. tar.

...although I do like the idea of a 'life-sized' spud soldier!
 
#7
Parky_boy said:
Right I'm home over Christmas and therefore bored...Even though I am 21 I have decided that I want an ARRSE Mr Potato Head. Does anybody have any ideas where I could get/make a lid with DPM cover, SA80 and pintglass to fit one?
Action man SA80 would be about right. A toy shop should turn up a glass from a Dolls house furniture set. Or make one out of a clear pen cap.

Helmet could be made from papier mache moulded over a tea cup or similar and painted.

Should keep you busy for the afternoon!
 
#8
That was the idea...

Standby in the next few days for a "Here's one I made earlier" moment!
 
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#9
Fallschirmjager said:
Well i'm available for hire at £100 a day. That includes sexual favours.
hang on, that makes you............tat, tap tap, cheaper than my ex wife..................better looking too no doubt!
 
#11
Parky_boy said:
That was the idea...

Standby in the next few days for a "Here's one I made earlier" moment!
Still waiting....
 
#12
putteesinmyhands said:
Parky_boy said:
That was the idea...

Standby in the next few days for a "Here's one I made earlier" moment!
Still waiting....

.......and waiting...........
 
#13
1. Purchase Mr Potato Head kit.
2. Make potato substitute out of no-potato-like materiel - pleistocene.
3. Paint substitute potato appropriately.
4. Make helmet out of ½ tennis ball and garnish appropriately.
5. Cough linctus cup for glass. Fill with stained two pack clear lacquer for beer effect.
6. Attach GI Joe/Action Man SA80.
7. Repeat x 1000+.
8. Retire to Mauritius after making millions.
 
#15
BuckFelize said:
1. Purchase Mr Potato Head kit.
2. Make potato substitute out of no-potato-like materiel - pleistocene.
3. Paint substitute potato appropriately.
4. Make helmet out of ½ tennis ball and garnish appropriately.
4½ . Attach accoutrements to painted substitute potato.
5. Cough linctus cup for glass. Fill with stained two pack clear lacquer for beer effect and glue to Mr Potatohead's hand.
6. Attach GI Joe/Action Man SA80.
7. Repeat x 1000+.
8. Retire to Mauritius after making millions from selling them.

A bit of quality control can save you loadsamoney in refunds. :)

But will people really buy them at £1000+ each? (Step 7)
 
#16
BuckFelize said:
2. Make potato substitute out of no-potato-like materiel - pleistocene.
I'm no palaeontologist but surely after 1.8 million years, that will have gone rock hard in the packet. I'd stick to Play Doh.
 
#17
Sorry for the wait...here you go


It lives on the backshelf of my car.
 
#19
Oh sh!t, I knew I forgot somthing!

...thats an easy one to add though
 

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