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From the fact that he blathers on about 'bigoted' posters, and how he isn't one, I quickly got the impression he was a d!ck.

I sent him a reply saying that even though the mods can be a little overzealous at times, he was not endearing himself by calling people bigoted.

I suggested that perhaps he should start again, with a different username, password and email, build some kudos with the other members and THEN see if he was allowed to stay after gobbing off like a proper throbber.

I signed myself off as 'a bigoted member' btw.
Having just googled Michael John Smith I feel safe to say that he is either, a. A c0ck who was caught, or b. a c0ck that was stitched up.

Either way, he's a c0ck!
Wasn't I in there that night and took him to peices over him being a traitor?
Its always people that have never served and have no link to the army that kick off the loudest. Why do they think they have a right to be here and a right to demand that they are accepted.

Can't help but wonder why he would use the name Gunner Smiff.... Unless he was trying to make people assume has was a former member of the Artillery.

When you get through the 'I've been hard done to shite' all he wants to do is talk about himself
this damn work computer wont let me see, whats it all about?
Poor little nerd-man was bullied by the bad boys at Arrse... And now he's complaining...

As my granny -God have her soul- would say: "Achenebbisj...Shut Up!"


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Filbert Fox said:
this damn work computer wont let me see, whats it all about?

Tsk tsk, and you a MOD an'all, outrageous!
Biped said:
Tsk tsk, and you a MOD an'all, outrageous!
its outrageous that I have to work!
cool he was convicted of espionage. Oooh he was sent to prisonfor a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground (got parole from some open prison). Today, still wanted by the government (but not by anyone else), he survives as a soldier of fortune (fat bloke). If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... Michael John Smith.

dum de dum dum...dum dum dum...

Filbert Fox said:
this damn work computer wont let me see, whats it all about?
He starts his rant about ARRSE kicked me off because of this that and the other - looks to me like he didn't read the signs properly and was a bit of a mong. He then goes on to call a load of us bigots and the such.

The bulk of his post is telling everyone how wonderful he is.

I don't think you've missed much.

I thought it was a given on ARRSE that we don't discuss pending court cases, particularly when they're military. Sometimes the convention is extended to other issues of a sensitive nature, i.e. Harry's posting to Iraq or Afghanistan.

As far as I can see, everybody on ARRSE honours that, so why this plonker thinks his (James) case should be treated any differently is something I don't quite understand.

He seems to have a general hate for anybody who doesn't share his opinion. Now where have I heard that before?

I remember that fella.
I can confirm Gremlins comment that he was a complete c0ck, he became aggresive when asked relatively serious questions that basically ripped his 'arguments' apart.
Hence, he was regarded as a commie bastid along with his mucka.

EDIT: Im not saying his mucka is guilty or owt as we dont discuss those things :wink:
Was it me that punted him from chat? :twisted:

I seem to vaguely remember this pathetic little quisling.
Mr_Creosote said:
Was it me that punted him from chat? :twisted:

I seem to vaguely remember this pathetic little quisling.
You evil MOD bully you, how do you sleep at night after pitchforking babies into bonfires. :twisted:
It would seem that he is a flabby commie that got caught spying against the UK.

Death to traitors etc etc
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