Arrse maidens....BBCs Rome last night ?????

Goatman

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#1
If any of the Arrse ladies saw 'Rome' last night, all I can say is
'oh dear oh dear oh dear'

I rushed to blindfold Erin Dawes but was too late...... :lol:

Le Chevre
 

Goatman

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#3
oh dear oh dear oh dear......some present Atia !
 
#4
Is this where I claim to be his body double ???

(not having seen the episode so could be laying myself open here...)
 
#5
Twas a beautiful sight to be-hold...... :wink:

Was watching something else on the other channel, but managed to catch that bit....... in my mouth........ :? (Oh wait, that was later in my dreams....)
 
#7
Detail....gimme details.
 

Cutaway

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#8
birduk said:
Twas a beautiful sight to be-hold...... :wink:

Was watching something else on the other channel, but managed to catch that bit....... in my mouth........ :? (Oh wait, that was later in my dreams....)
Thought you were vegetarian ?
:wink:
 
#9
I didn't see it but if the other episodes are anything to go by it probably involved an oversized salami and some vigorous bumlove
 
#10
I'm intrigued now!! What happened?
 
#12
Cutaway said:
birduk said:
Twas a beautiful sight to be-hold...... :wink:

Was watching something else on the other channel, but managed to catch that bit....... in my mouth........ :? (Oh wait, that was later in my dreams....)
Thought you were vegetarian ?
:wink:
It's alright as long as you don't swallow. :wink: And dreaming doesn't count- there was definately some swallowing in that dream.

I especially like the way he was 'adorned'. Nice! :D
 
#13
birduk said:
Cutaway said:
birduk said:
Twas a beautiful sight to be-hold...... :wink:

Was watching something else on the other channel, but managed to catch that bit....... in my mouth........ :? (Oh wait, that was later in my dreams....)
Thought you were vegetarian ?
:wink:
It's alright as long as you don't swallow. :wink: And dreaming doesn't count- there was definately some swallowing in that dream.

I especially like the way he was 'adorned'. Nice! :D
Really?? I thought the crown of laurels was a bit 'last year' meself............personally, I would'nt wear them to watch 2 dogs fcuking....
 

Goatman

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#14
Rincewind said:
do tell....

rincewind
Rince,

very depressing.......female patrician Atia

decides to send her arch-rival (Lynsey Duncan) a present ......grotesquely well-endowed male slave.....I mean down to his knees....he'd have taken her eye out with it if it got angry.......I need counselling 8O

Bird, if you reckon that thing would fit in your gob, I'd hate to see you in action with a Service issue Pudding, Black 105mm......um,....on the other hand.... :lol:

< cue ultra-macho ARRSERS watching Sunday and reappearring on here with ' Huh - don't know what the fuss is about....? ' !....be warned guys, suspect the ARRSE maidens will require photographic evidence ! >

Apart from that traumatic moment, good series so far - bring back I CLAVDIVS !

Le Chevre
 
#15
Other than the Boogie Nights bits, is Rome actually any good?
 
#17
I was put off it in the first 10 minutes by that weird mixture of ENUNCIATED SHAKESPEARE and street talk they were using. As in "Lo, there lie the enemy. Let's get busy."
 

Goatman

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#18
Doctor Evil,

having done some film work yersel' you'll appreciate how MUCH Boogie Nights filming must have gone into the production in comparison with the amount that appears.

Glossier production than I CLAVDIVS and of course CGI effects mean they can be more spectacular....not in Gladiator league but good stuff IMHO......limited legion Vs legion action so far but gory enough to keep my teen offspring engaged.

( distinct shortage of man-eating sharks with lasers though...)

Le Chevre
 
#19
Mrs Jim and I think Rome is excellent. I particularly like that nails b@rstard who had his head trepanned. Fairly sure that the slave's dong wasn't real though.
 
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