Arrse log in names for celebrities/ politicians

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by oldcolt, Dec 21, 2009.

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  1. With many politicians and celebs names cropping up on here in various threads some of whom already have seem to have their own regular Arrse names assigned, I thought it would be a bit of a laugh to get arrsers to come up with some 'appropriate' log in names for celebs and politicians. List the celeb/ politician and then the suggested arrse name:

    Eg. Paris Hilton - thermos_brain
    I am positive that most of you can improve on my abysmal effort so get cracking and give us all a good laugh 8)
  2. Hilarious indeed :roll:
  3. Go_Hard = Alfie Thomas (in homage to the rugby song "If I were the marrying kind".."would be a rugby full back, he'd go hard, I'd go hard, we'd go hard together..."
  4. don't know any celebrities
  5. Tony Blair = Plastic_Tory
    Gordon Brown = Plastic_Tony
    Lord Mandelson = Darth_Vador
    David Cameron = Vapid_Man
    Harriet Harman = Ashie
  6. Michael Jackson - Black_and_White_Minstrel
    Tiger Woods - HoleinTwo
    Jeremy Kyle - DisputeDestroyer
  7. Jonathan Ross = Wide_Mouthy_Fwog.
  8. Russell Brand = Hedge_Haired_Cnut
  9. Gerry Adams - Bugsy
  10. Surely that's "I'll be buggered"?
  11. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Book Reviewer Good Egg (charities)

    Michael Portillo - Railway_Ruiner
    Mark Hughes - Signing_On
    Simon Cowell - Words_Fail_Me
    Terry Wogan - Grouting_finally_finished
  12. Mandelson is already on here as "Rumba of Rio"...
  13. Or if that's too many characters; Cnut will do.

    John Prescott = 2Pies

    Prince Charles = Scale_A_Prince

    President Obama = Token_Black

    President Clinton = sack_my_cook
  14. I'm going to join the YMCA website for some proper banter...
  15. I thought it was!!!