ARRSE lighter

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by scotscop, Aug 10, 2004.

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Come on ya muskeem bastards, I've only had to buy 200 of the buggers, and I dinnae smoke ! 8O

    Get off yer butts & support your ARRSE.
  2. A great use for this fine product would be to burn down all the fire stations in order to:

    1. Give the trumpton moaning squirters something to do rather than clog up this site with their whingeing shite :x

    2. Put them all on the dole :wink:

    :twisted: :twisted:
  3. Its an arrse lighter.
  4. And theres many an ARRSE that can be lit with that! :lol:

    Classy MC :wink:
  5. Yeah Classy. Sure to impress the chicks down the bop.
  6. Why? Are you an arsonist? If so, theres some workshy blokes invading here who could do with a bit of business put their way.
  7. You mean it worked baddass? jeez......
  8. I wouldn't know if it worked Lipster. I wouldn't buy sh*te like that. Christ, we'll be having 'mouse mats' and cups next.

    How about something original? Like matching 'ARRSE' vest and pants. Droopy grey coloured those slung around the Slugs arrse (or her ankles)
  9. That a long winded way of saying you dont smoke?
  10. Blimey Baddass if your wearing droopy greys theres no way the "ARRSE" motif could support what you have 8)
  11. It wouldn't need to. I've got tattooed on my bell end. In font size 36!