ARRSE Kennel Club - A Dog Owners Thread

[Murphy_Slaw]

We got his bundle of lunacy 4 months ago. An old photo but as you can see, he's adopted the 'eyes front and say nothing' school of denial pose.View attachment 376655

I wish I could give more than 1 funny.
My Lab is 6 months old now and 2 days ago he was sick in the kitchen. Apart from the days food there was also one my sons socks!!! Still at least it saved a vets bill.

Innocent until proven guilty m'lud.

 

[LeoRoverman]

I know I don't post in here often. However, had a very stressful day today - had to say goodbye to the older husky - RIP old man...

Condolences

 

[Original_Punk]

I know I don't post in here often. However, had a very stressful day today - had to say goodbye to the older husky - RIP old man...

He is one lovely looking boy. Sorry for your loss LP. He will be waiting for you.

 

[LeoRoverman]

It would be interesting to know the reaction of YOUR four-legged furry friend(s), when/if you play this for them AT FULL VOLUME . . . .

I've just played that.........45 seconds later appears Jake. Then wonders off...to snooze of the marital bed

 

[RCT(V)]

Hopefully this "Finn's Law" will be successful . . .

 

[postman_twit]

I wish I could give more than 1 funny.
My Lab is 6 months old now and 2 days ago he was sick in the kitchen. Apart from the days food there was also one my sons socks!!! Still at least it saved a vets bill.

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Innocent until proven guilty m'lud.

This is him early, also 6 months old. That trampoline was intact yesterday...

 

[Blogg]

Ah, this seems so familiar.

I usually get the stereo version though.

 

[wheel]

My favorite pub, The old girl Flirt is 14 years old

 

[CivvyLurker]

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My favorite pub, The old girl Flirt is 14 years old

Nice pair of blues, and I love the taxidermy in the window

 

[Solo Dave]

The story of a dog eating a tub of Vaseline then shitting all over his owner's flat.

F***ing hilarious.

 

[Social_Handgrenade]

Posted a pic of Steffi on here a few weeks ago and said she's growing quick... what a difference 3 weeks makes!

Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

 

[BugsyIV]

Would Arrse dog lovers be interested in hearing how it all goes and how the dogs and system work? If people are interested, I’ll post as the process evolves. Just let me know.

Yes would give that a read....





look if I didn't take the piss you would all think I was ill

 

[Paddy Mayne’s Ghost]

Yes would give that a read....





look if I didn't take the piss you would all think I was ill

Nice try but iPhone Voiceover wins!

 

[HappyNomad]

Nice pair of blues, and I love the taxidermy in the window

Note the fox's tail above the door... on the other side of the door is it's head. Out of sight there is a mummified cat. I think it was uncovered during repair works or some such... it is ancient.

 

[robroy]

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You may recall this big lump(15month old and 34.5kg)came to take over my house last September until I could rehome him. Done an awful lot of work/training with him in the fields at the back of the village and have to say he's a very special lad, so clever and obedient and all he wants to do is be everyones friend. Happy to say I took him to Scarborough to a lovely family and with luck it is where he will spend the rest of his life.

Had an update from the family that took him in. By the sounds of things all is better than well, walks on the beach, loves the sea, loves all the family, hogs the front of the fire, has the lions share of the quilt on the bed. Sometimes things do work out

 

[CivvyLurker]

Had an update from the family that took him in. By the sounds of things all is better than well, walks on the beach, loves the sea, loves all the family, hogs the front of the fire, has the lions share of the quilt on the bed. Sometimes things do work out

Thanks for helping him find his new life and family. No doubt the time and training you invested in him has paid dividends.

 

[wheel]

Seth taking the piss on Pen Y Ghent , fit little basket.

 

[jumpinjarhead]

Had an update from the family that took him in. By the sounds of things all is better than well, walks on the beach, loves the sea, loves all the family, hogs the front of the fire, has the lions share of the quilt on the bed. Sometimes things do work out

Most of the time, "things work out" only because some people are willing to be inconvenienced or otherwise give their time and energy to saving a dog in need.

 

[rampant]

For those with a Classical bent a thread on naming your dog, paraphrased from the writings of Xenophon

 

[DavidBOC]

Xenophon in his work Cynegeticus (Hunting) lists the names(translated) as:
Psyche, Pluck, Buckler, Spigot, Lance, Lurcher, Watch, Keeper, Brigade, Fencer, Butcher, Blazer, Prowess, Craftsman, Forester, Counsellor, Spoiler, Hurry, Fury, Growler, Riot, Bloomer, Rome, Blossom, Hebe, Hilary, Jolity, Gazer, Eyebright, Much, Force, Trooper, Bustle, Bubbler, Rockdove, Stubborn, Yelp, Killer, Pele-mele, Strongboy, Sky, Sunbeam, Bodkin, Wistful, Gnome, Tracks, Dash.

For those unfamiliar with his works, Xenophon was a warrior, historian and philosopher. He was one of the leaders of the Ten Thousand, Greek mercenaries who invaded Persia under Cyrus to seize the throne from Artexerxes . After Cyrus was killed Xenophon was one of the leaders of the Greeks' fighting retreat from Persia back to Greek territory. He described the campaign and retreat through hostile territory in the Anabasis (Going Up or Going Inland).

I was amused that the only one of these names also used for a human name is "Hilary". It sounds a good name for a bitch.