Arrse karaoke

Auld-Yin

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#1
Let's have a karaoke. And the first performer is your 9but not all MODs) favourite poster - Auld - Yin. All together now

La,la,la la,la,la,la,la
La,la,la la,la,la,la,la
La,la,la la,la,la,la,la
La,la,la la,la,la,la,la

I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your lovin' is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, its more than I dare to think about

La,la,la la,la,la,la,la
La,la,la la,la,la,la,la

I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your lovin' is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, its more than I dare to think about



I thank you!

Next!
 
#2
Sing me back home
Merle Haggard
W/guitar chords

A E D A
The warden led a prisoner down the hallway to his doom
A E
I stood up to say good-bye like all the rest
A E D A
And I heard him tell the warden just bef ore he reached my cell
A E A
'Let my guitar playing friend do my req uest.' (Let him...)

CHORUS:
A E D A
Sing me back home with a song I used to hear
A E
Make my old memories come a live
A E D A
Take me a way and turn back the years
A E A
Sing Me Back Home before I die

I recall last Sunday morning a choir came in from town

Just to sing a few old gospel song

And I heard him tell the singers 'There's a song my mama sang.

Can I hear once before we move along?'

CHORUS
A E D - A
(Sing Me Back Home before I di e )


8)
 
#5
In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runnaway American dream
At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages on highway 9
chrome-wheeled, fuel-injected and stepping out over the line
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby this town breaks the bones from your back
Its a death trap, its a suicide track
We gotta get out while we're young
'cos tramps like us Baby we were born to run

DA DA DA DA
:D
 
#6
*ahem*

Busted flat in Baton Rouge
Waitin' for a train
And I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained
That rode us all the way to New Orleans

I pulled out my harpoon of my dirty red bandanna
I's playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues
Windshield wipers slappin' time, I's holdin' Bobby's hand in mine
And we sang every song that driver knew

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin' don't mean nothin' honey if it ain't free
And feelin' good was easy Lord when he sang the blues
You know feelin' good was good enough for meeeeeee
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGeeeeeeeeee


:)

*roundly booed offstage for attempting this one sh!tfaced*
 
#7
After much alcohol...

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way

Yeah baby gonna make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of my guns at once and explode into space
Like a true nature's child, we were born, born to be wild
Never climbed so high, never gonna die...

BORN TO BE WILLLLLDDDD BORN TO BE WILLLLLLDDDD


(air guitar interlude)
 
#8
With a female co-star (notoriously hard to find!)

PVRd: Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Bird: SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

PVRd: Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Bird: SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

PVRd: Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Bird: SHAFT!
Right On!

PVRd:They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
Bird: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

PVRd: He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN SHAFT!
 
#9
Another one with a bird:

Guess the song!

Boy:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Girl:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

Boy:
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun

And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely--

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go allt he way
An tonight's the night...

Radio Broadcast:
Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker
going here, two down, nobody on, no score,
bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and
there it is, a line shot up the middle, look
at him go. This boy can really fly!
He's rounding first and really turning it on
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center,
and here comes the throw, and what a throw!
He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch--
he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying
for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt--
safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted
down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on!
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close,
here's the throw, there's the play at the plate,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Girl:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning

Girl:
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever?

Boy:
Let me sleep on it!!!

Girl:
Will you love me forever!!!

Boy:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

Boy:
It was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today

Girl:
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife
 
#11
My song of choice

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,

I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades


For some reason when i'm drunk i think the whole world wants to hear this.
 
#12
Here's one for Corps and ctauch in the unlikely event they should attend - apologies to Rolf Harris for the amendments - doesn't make much sense but who cares?

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden arse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Botty bashers both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off ctauch's zucchini
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room up my arse for two
Climb up here Corps and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be septics
And our arses will be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys

Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Arses roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a arse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where ctauch lay
Then came a voice he knew

Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room up my arse for two
Climb up here Corps, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the sextoys noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room up my arse for two
Climb up here Corps and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be septics
And our arses will be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys
 
#13
Paradise by the dash board lights. Every karaoke I've ever been to a pair of fat slappers get up and murder that one.

Then you get the cnuts that go through the Irish pages looking for 'rebel' songs because their mum's aunt's mother was Irish FFS.
 
#15
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange
a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground. What have we found?
The same old fears,
wish you were here.
 
#16
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You're my wonderwall


(Hogspawn - sh1t hot for a classic from the floyd!!)
 
#18
Sometimes you can say more, in a drunken hour or so
Than some people get across, in a life of lying low.
And sometimes you can feel more, for someone you've barley kissed,
but you don't see it at the time, and the moment that you've missed.

For a short time, she was standing there,
and you saw her, she saw you and you recall the colour of her hair.
For a long time, you never thought of her,
Then you heard she was gone for good,
You might have cried then if you could,
Would have looked foolish if you did, somewhere
The tears are falling in your mind,
For a short time.

There's a photo of your gang, on the night she hung about,
and you're looking like a wag, you've got your fat tongue poking out.
But she's no-where to be seen, you won't spot her anywhere.
It was her who took the picture, you were looking straight at her.

For a short time, she was standing there,
and you saw her, she saw you and you recall the colour of her hair.
For a long time, you never thought of her,
Then you heard she was gone for good,
You might have cried then if you could,
Would have looked foolish if you did, somewhere
The tears are falling in your mind,
For a short time.

Tell me how long is a short time, is it longer than two hours,
Or a bit less than a weekend. Is it shorter than a year?
Is it the time it takes to not complete your business with a person,
With a friend you make in transit,
to a daughter held so dear

Faces come and faces go, in the ragged lives we lead,
You just store them all away and recall them as you need.
When a face just disappears you report it as a crime,
Against yourself, against the world,
For a short time.




Not a dry eye in the house...
 

Auld-Yin

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#19
Always look on the bright side of life!

Na,Na,na,na,na,na

Always look on the bright side of life!

Na,Na,na,na,na,na
 
#20
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm,
There's a golden sky,
And thesweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown...
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.

Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone...
You'll never walk alone.

Reds for Champions league football next season. C' MON THE REDS!!!!!!!
 

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