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ARRSE is going to Hell...

#1
Hello all, my first post. I found this on an Alabama Baptist crazy mans site , apparently ARRSE is
A collective effort by some of the most vile, reprehensible, apostate people ever known to mankind to destroy the good reputation of America. They are British which should tell you plenty right there. Cover your self head to toe with prayers before stepping into this den of foreign serpents, they are sheer evil. NSFW, NSFH, NSFC, NSFA. Not safe for anyone!
They also say the British are cowards and will all go to hell.

Haven't these guys heard of 'what would Jesus do?' And don't they realise the only people 'destroying the good reputation of America' are themselves and their trigger happy politicians? Weirdos
 
#5
I do know vile, reprehensible and apostate people but I can't think of somebody who is all three.

And they say Muslim Fundamentalism is the problem.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#7
thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse; they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.


I object most strongly! I have never ever worn a kilt. A summer frock, on occasion a simple black cocktail dress or a very smart skirt and blouse, but a kilt? never!
 
#8
old_fat_and_hairy said:
thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse; they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.


I object most strongly! I have never ever worn a kilt. A summer frock, on occasion a simple black cocktail dress or a very smart skirt and blouse, but a kilt? never!
I believe this is a pic of you going to a picnic

 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#9
theoriginalphantom said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
thought the simpering, flouncing, kilt-wearing British people couldn’t get any worse; they do something that exposes them for the effeminate, Jesus-hating Shakespeare-quoters they truly are.


I object most strongly! I have never ever worn a kilt. A summer frock, on occasion a simple black cocktail dress or a very smart skirt and blouse, but a kilt? never!
I believe this is a pic of you going to a picnic

Nah, that's my father.

This is me
 

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#13
these people are absolute Nutters just the opening page is outstanding, and we have poor taste, you've gotta love these cnuts, but it's ok because he has God on his side
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#16
hornepils has it spot on. This is an exceptionally good satirical site. I suggest that all should read the disclaimer, and digest it.
'quote'Copyright© protected through 2008 by site manager and/or the contributors. Many antogonists on the political Left would like to call it political satire so perhaps everything posted here should be understood in that context. Whatever it takes to keep their tiny brains from overloading. Please keep in mind that Posting of personal phone numbers or information that may lead to personal injury or harassment is deemed illegal on this forum under congressional legislation, state law and various personal protection acts. Please refrain from divulging information of this kind in such a public forum for obvious security purposes. God Bless America. THIS SITE MAY CONTAIN CONTENT AND DISCUSSION OF A MATURE POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS NATURE. IT IS INTENDED FOR ADULTS OVER THE AGE OF 18 ONLY. THANK YOU.
Potential souls saved today:
397,533 and counting. Praise the Lord!
 
#17
Fantastic recruitment advertisement for the Islamic faith.

Makes you feel warm all over to know that us WASPS have fanatics to equal those of the craziest Muslims :roll:

Having been dragged into a church service in the US once by my OH, I have my doubts about the Americans being capable of grasping such a subtle concept as irony.
 
#18
Having just read through the article and the posted comments on that site, I can honestly say that is the most amusing thing I've read this year. I laughed more than I did on hearing the Crewe by-election return.

Truly inspirational comedy.
 

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