Arrse (hole/warmer) of the year

#1
OK you bunch of miserable cnuts, who do you hate and who do you love on Arrse?

Anyone make you livid by being a twaat?

Anyone make you smile with their wit?

Anyone make you think with their incisive commentary?

Vot for;

1) Arrse-hole of the year 2003

2) Arrse chuckler of the year 2003

3) Arrse brain of the year 2003

(and yes, before you ask, I am a shyte stirrer :D )
 
#2
Shotgun said:
OK you bunch of miserable cnuts, who do you hate and who do you love on Arrse?

Anyone make you livid by being a twaat?

Anyone make you smile with their wit?

Anyone make you think with their incisive commentary?

Vot for;

1) Arrse-hole of the year 2003

2) Arrse chuckler of the year 2003



3) Arrse brain of the year 2003

(and yes, before you ask, I am a shyte stirrer :D )
Can we have arrse slapper of the year too ?

ok my votes are.............

Arrse-hole of the year 2003 deffo goes to BB even thou she dont seem to be around to accept it. if she wins

Arrse chuckler of the year 2003 has to go between ORG and MDN

Arrse brain of the year 2003 ermm thats a hard one! and it deffo aint me
ermmm nope still cant think. pass!! :oops:


:wink: :p
 
#3
IceBytch said:
Arrse chuckler of the year 2003 has to go between ORG and MDN

:wink: :p
Fcuk MDN, he's just a fat, grey haired, balding, (did I mention hideously fat?), northern transvestite bastard with a dull goatee beard who can only ever pull one over me by stooping to childish and purile insults.
 
#4
ORG said:
IceBytch said:
Arrse chuckler of the year 2003 has to go between ORG and MDN

:wink: :p
Fcuk MDN, he's just a fat, grey haired, balding, (did I mention hideously fat?), northern transvestite bastard with a dull goatee beard who can only ever pull one over me by stooping to childish and purile insults.
OOeerrrrr i can see a Bitch fight brewing :p

Please can you be wearing tight lycra shorts and no tops :wink:
 
#5
I'd vote for org against mdn. Much in the same grounds as org has mentioned. Plus the fact that he just copies things I say to him on Msn, he's not even original!

And he is very fat!
 
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#6
Fat is good for you, all you skinny people just go wrinkly and your skin stretches when your old..us fatties just slim down and live to be happy old codgers....
see i'm living proof!! :D
 
#7
Don't give ORG your vote.

He spent an afternoon detained at her majesties pleasure today.

Reason, stolen task disk, in a Lada.....100% truth he drives a lada.

ORG summary

Tubby, brummie, ginger, fire victim, no eyebrowed, stumpy,lada driving, non swimming, kiddie fiddling, Flash felching, amputee fangling twat!

ORG DRIVES A LADA


ORG and Flash out with thier pals on saturday, he is the small one looking for his cock.


Other topics, BB was a c**t but NIMN deserves a mention for being a complete buttock!
 
#9
Give the tubby lad credit at least he dsoesn't look like Flash

pictured at the last sqn barbecure
 
#10
ORGs bestest jeans
 
#11
mighty_doh-nut said:
Don't give ORG your vote.

He spent an afternoon detained at her majesties pleasure today.

Reason, stolen task disk, in a Lada.....100% truth he drives a lada.
Lol, sad but true.

But, to clarify, ORG owns a Lada Niva 4 wheel drive (not french) jobby which is used for the sole purpose of dragging plant onto and off of that nasty grassy stuff that poor people insist on putting around their high rise blocks.

I was indeed detained today for 2 hours for having the wrong tax disk on the motor when I was pulled. The tax disk was the one out of my Jaguar XJR (not french). Wasn't charged as I could prove they both belong to me and it broke up an otherwise dull afternoon.

MDN on the other hand, drives a puffy little Renault (definitley french), lives in a high rise block, has an onion shaped birthmark on his left cheek, runs a garlic import company and is usually seen mincing around Blackpool (bad Paris copy) on a 1950's pushbike wearing a stripey Tshirt, a badly shaped black beret and urinating up lamp posts

:D
 
#13
ORG said:
to clarify, ORG owns a Lada :D
Enough said :D :D

You drive a recycled T-34

You are ginger

You are a Brummie

You are a tubster

The prosecution rests m'lord
 
#14
ORG said:
I am the chairman of the West Bromwich and District Aqua lung society, don't mind having the mickey ripped but have a position within the society to uphold
Not like me to betray a confidence but got this via PM just now :D
 
#15
mighty_doh-nut said:
You drive a recycled T-34
Yep, amongst others

You are ginger
Yep

You are a Brummie
Nope, not unless you admit to being a scouser

You are a tubster
Yep, and you are weightwatcher of the year :D , sending people pictures of yourself 15 years ago doesn't count you know. Just remind the good ladies and gents how many stones heavier than me you are. :D

The prosecution rests m'lord
Case dismissed, MDN sentenced to 15 push ups (may take him 18 months to complete them) for contempt of Arrse.
 
#16
Omg it gets worse....... but i can see why ORG is saying he aint. i wouldnt admit it if i was a brummie even thou i am close to the area

:roll:
 
#17
I am heavier than you as I am over a foot taller than you, you stumpy elf :D

Even the pie shop has a box for you to stand on so you can see over the counter

Fifteen years ago I was a sixteen yr old spotty boy not the virile and spectacular lovescud I am now
 
#18
mighty_doh-nut said:
I am heavier than you as I am over a foot taller than you, you stumpy elf :D
A foot taller does not excuse 4 stone heavier :D

Even the pie shop has a box for you to stand on so you can see over the counter
The box is needed in order for paying customers to see over the top of your pre ordered home delivery pie pile

Fifteen years ago I was a sixteen yr old spotty boy not the virile and spectacular lovescud I am now
Fifteen years ago you were 21 you lying fcuker, just recollect to the audience the age of your eldest daughter? :D
 
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ex-dvr

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#20
soory ORG, got to disagree mdn was famous 15 years ago for renting his botty out to the officers mess 4 times a week as a junior
:D
it is only since he gave up that exercise he has put on so much weight
 

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