That Mod Walt, @ugly can do one too. Back Seat drivers moderators are expressly excluded in the brand new terms and conditions*
Mind you, if he hands all of the accoutrements of his high office to me**, he will be not only instantly eligible, he will probably win all three prizes and find that beautiful women want to spend time with him.
*The COs (PBUH&H) haven't got round to asking me to write them yet but they will I'm sure and then...
** I just want to beat @Auld-Yin to the dizzy heights of power.