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ARRSE Gladiators

#1
After reading Micky Dees thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/Forums/viewtopic/t=16579.html I thought about this ARRSE Gladiators thing and realised we could be on to a winner.

For instance, who would pay good money for charity to see:

Anya and Mooch bobbing for apples with MDN as the judge, of course.

Corporal V Ctauch: Thumb wrestling (puffs)

Cutaway V Stoatman: Shooting Mooses

LJH V MDN and the Mods: Handbag Fighting

RTFQ V Auld-Slapper: Top Yarner (Bring your own wool and needles)

Obviously me, Beebs and Lippy would be the adjudicators and CC would be overall judge. Lippy will also be selling popcorn, just like in the good old days.

Any other categories you can think of?
 
#2
Dale the snail said:
After reading Micky Dees thread http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/Forums/viewtopic/t=16579.html I thought about this ARRSE Gladiators thing and realised we could be on to a winner.

For instance, who would pay good money for charity to see:

Anya and Mooch bobbing for apples with MDN as the judge, of course.
In a bucket of acid, or a deep fat frier?

Dale the snail said:
Corporal V Ctauch: Thumb wrestling (puffs)
Naked in mud?

Dale the snail said:
Cutaway V Stoatman: Shooting Mooses
As selected from the truth behind the users name section of the gallery?

Dale the snail said:
LJH V MDN and the Mods: Handbag Fighting
In Laura Ashley frocks?

Dale the snail said:
RTFQ V Auld-Slapper: Top Yarner (Bring your own wool and needles)
Baby bonnets for the neo natal unit always welcomed.

Dale the snail said:
Obviously me, Beebs and Lippy would be the adjudicators and CC would be overall judge. Lippy will also be selling popcorn, just like in the good old days.

Any other categories you can think of?
Beebs x
 
#3
Don't do handbags Dale, but got a nice little line in offensive jewellery ;)
 
#4
Fish-Head and Bernoulli V Toner Monkey and Greengrass: Tag Team Nekked Sumo Wrestling.
 
#5
Dont forget the following compos:

Laying a yard of brown cable

Mutt wheelbarrow races. Ram yer John Thomas inside their hoops and make them walk on their forelegs. He who make the 100 m point with the least amount of bite marks, the fastest, wins

Mooch target practice with a sawn off at 5 paces. Make him last until he cries for him mamma

Osnaduck baiting

Ginger fadge eating with Anja. The person who pukes up those ginger wee smellin fur balls last wins. That is if they survive those ham like butox on their boat race. Bonus prize of a txt mongs dictionary

CC stalking marathon

:D
 
#6
Dale the snail said:
Fish-Head and Bernoulli V Toner Monkey and Greengrass: Tag Team Nekked Sumo Wrestling.
The winner doesn't get dale?
 
#7
fish-head said:
Dale the snail said:
Fish-Head and Bernoulli V Toner Monkey and Greengrass: Tag Team Nekked Sumo Wrestling.
The winner doesn't get dale?
Of course the winner gets Dale. The rest get to shove burning hot pokers up Mooch's arrse.

No cheating now you boys. I know everyone wants to lose........

I have thought of another,

Flashy, MDN and Stella nekked butt fighting with big dildos, olive oil and some chillies. I will let Cait judge that one.
 
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