ARRSE - do ya speaka da lingo?

Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Queensman, Apr 19, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Throw your brick bats now at an old fart who has never sent a 'text', advertised in a lonely hearts column or anything else, which in this day and age requires the mandatory use of abbrebiations in order to hold a conversation or get ones message across! Indeed, in my day use of abbreviations was most frowned upon.

    Several abbreviations crop up endlessly on ARRSE, and I don't know what they mean.

    Can we start a dictionary of them, please?

    LOL, BTW, WTF, Etc (I know that one!), for example. Thanks.
     
  2. LOL - Laff Out Loud

    BTW - By The Way

    WTF - What The Fcuk

    Ok?
     
  3. msr

    msr LE

    FFS - for fucks sake
     
  4. MSR?
    I'm guessing 'main supply route' but it doesn't have that comic touch so that can't be it...
     
  5. UFL - Un feckin' lucky

    Is a new one
     
  6. MSR

    Massive Schlong, Right!
     
  7. Moodybitch,

    A B1tch that's Moody? :D
     
  8. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    ROTFLMAO - I'm a cnut and Shakespeare wasted his time
    IMO - I'm a dullard
    IMHO - I'm a smug dullard
     
  9. IIRC - If I Recall Correctly
    ROFL - Rolls on floor laughing
     
  10. TAFFAARD

    Take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut IIRC (if I recall correctly) :lol:
     
  11. SFMB - Sat flicking my bean.
    HISMFTTD - Help ive stapled my flaps to the desk

    :D
     
  12. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    i just burst out laughing and the dozen or so people in the office are looking at me wondering how business agreements can be so funny
     
  13. A crab Buccaneer jockey once described air-to-air refuelling to me in exactly those terms.
     
  14. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    IWF - it won't fit
    YGH - I'm dyslexic