Bring on the revolution. With the current government becoming more and more cnut like by the minute and the opposition parties offering less resistance than Dale's knicker elastic the time for the ARRSE coup is definitely upon us. While the COs may take all the gucci positions, like Prime Minister etc (loyally serving Her Majesty) what about all the other Cabinet members? I suggest MDN should be Minister for Health - He's caught just about every VD under the sun (and a few not) and will be in an empathetic position Flashy for Education - No more mongs Foreign Secretary - Who's the most vehement euro-sceptic and yank hater on here? Home Secretary - Putteesinmyhands as he'd hang every paedo, shoot every criminal and sell every asylum seeker for medical experiments Chancellor - Any takers? Could any arrser be trusted with the country's beer tokens? We've got loads of fat jocks on here, there must be one up for it. Environment - ? Defence - Has to be one of the COs... Culture - Shortfuse Transport - ? Northern Ireland - Has to be Mistersoft, the jokes every anniversary of the deaths of the Irish Sychronised Slimming team would be excellent morale Where is our "token" female going to go? They're all so fcuking useless though... So fellow arrsers, could you add to this cabinet reshuffle? Have I done a better job than Blair ever could? Any changes to be made?