Arrse decides!!

#1
To cut a long story short...

Mess Xmas Ball

Star Prize 42" Plasma TV..

Didnt win

Snapped to Fcuk

Now want one

Do i buy one and endure the wrath of the Missus

or

shall i just keep on dreaming...
 
#2
Big TV is the way ahead, admittedly women just don't seem to appreciate this. However, life is too short to squint at a small screen, buy it and brave the flak!!

lh
 
#3
Don't plasma screens burn themselves out after a couple of years? all very pretty and definitely Gucci kit, but a flatscreen CRT still has the highest picture quality.

Is HDTV available in the UK yet?
 
#4
Go buy a home cinema system. Y'know, the ones they measure in feet, not inches!!

May pee the missus off, but at least you'll still be able to see the telly as she stands there in front of it giving you the third degree
 
#5
Bloke Rule No. 423a, Para 1, Section 4 :

"There are no TVs that are too big. There are only rooms that are too small."
 
#6
Lancashire Hussar said:
Big TV is the way ahead, admittedly women just don't seem to appreciate this. However, life is too short to squint at a small screen, buy it and brave the flak!!

lh
1 Nil to me

Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#7
crabtastic said:
Don't plasma screens burn themselves out after a couple of years? all very pretty and definitely Gucci kit, but a flatscreen CRT still has the highest picture quality.

Is HDTV available in the UK yet?
Eh?

Err, HDTV???

Is that for me or against, Send keysetting springs to mind...
 
#8
Fatbadge said:
Go buy a home cinema system. Y'know, the ones they measure in feet, not inches!!

May pee the missus off, but at least you'll still be able to see the telly as she stands there in front of it giving you the third degree
Ha Ha Ha Quality..

I can see the film now

STARWARS blarting, tie fighters all around drowning out the sound of the bolocking from hell.
 
#9
RED_ARSE said:
To cut a long story short...

Mess Xmas Ball

Star Prize 42" Plasma TV..

Didnt win

Snapped to Fcuk

Now want one

Do i buy one and endure the wrath of the Missus

or

shall i just keep on dreaming...
Not even worth pondering - take yourself to the large plasma TV shop and ask for the most fcuk-off sized model they have and have it sent round straight away.

Install fcuk-off sized plasma tv

connect equally fcuk-off sized cinema sound system

insert porn - something like doubled-stuffed 2 or gagging anal whores 4 will do nicely

enjoy

any questions?
 
#11
Slightly_Nasty said:
Be a real man. Buy the biggest Cathode Ray TV you can find, and with the money you save, get lots of lager and a top of the range scalextric set.
Nah, X-Box and shoot em up games for use between porn films, infinitely better!!

Red_Arse this counts as a separate yes vote for your tally!!

LH
 
#12
crabtastic said:
a flatscreen CRT still has the highest picture quality.

Is HDTV available in the UK yet?
No, CRT is still the best even if bulky.

HDTV starts here feb 2006 via Sky, but I gather CRT tubes will not be able to show Hi Def in UK.
 
#14
balo_monkey said:
RED_ARSE said:
To cut a long story short...

Mess Xmas Ball

Star Prize 42" Plasma TV..

Didnt win

Snapped to Fcuk

Now want one

Do i buy one and endure the wrath of the Missus

or

shall i just keep on dreaming...
Not even worth pondering - take yourself to the large plasma TV shop and ask for the most fcuk-off sized model they have and have it sent round straight away.

Install fcuk-off sized plasma tv

connect equally fcuk-off sized cinema sound system

insert porn - something like doubled-stuffed 2 or gagging anal whores 4 will do nicely

enjoy

any questions?
Cracking make sure its a real moaner
 
#15
Rest assured, HDTV is the dog's chutney. Hang back a few months and get that.
 
#16
Lancashire Hussar said:
Big TV is the way ahead, admittedly women just don't seem to appreciate this. However, life is too short to squint at a small screen, buy it and brave the flak!!

lh

lmao, should that not be [marq=up][marq=up]brave the flask![/marq][/marq]

I know if I stumbled into Currys and bought one, the locks would be changed and my ass would be grass! To be fair to my lovely wifey I have been a cnut to her of late lol.
 
#17
Big TV. Let wife watch. Only when you not around as woman choice of programme crap. Me speak like big Indian chief. Me not know why.
 
#18
I bought a 50 inch monster a few weeks ago as an early Christmas pressie for ME. Its HD ready but still is the dogs spuds on normal DVD and TV. Its also linked to a spare PC in my living room so I get ARRSE on widescreen 50 inches. Dale your bum looks big in it

:D
 
#19
Yes do it. Tell the missus it's for watching the news and keeping upto date with current affairs.




That seemed to work for our Ops office.
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
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#20
Let her choose the colour!
 

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