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ARRSE Death Pool

Toying with the idea in the office, we are going to start a death pool, and i believe most of us are morbid enough to participate.

10 Catorgories, choose a male and a female from both, write down your choices and wait 12 months. Who dies first and is on someones list wins the "pot"! Or perhaps a rolling one?


Film / TV Personailities
Current Sport Figures
Past Sport Figures
Politically Related (MP's world leaders)
"Other" Celebrities (Big Brother, people who are famous for no reason)
Royalty (Worldwide)
Broadcasting (Newsreaders, Journo's, Weathermen)
Homosexual (Anybody, who is Gay.)
Dead Cert (Anybody, preferably someone who is already lying in bed pooing themselves)

My 20:

Film / TV: Michael J. Fox (Parkinson's!) / Kylie Minouge (Well, shes lost a breast already)
Music: Pete Doherty / Amy Winehouse
Sport Current: Freddy Flintoff / Serena Williams (Well, her sister got shot)
Sport Past: Jack Charlton / Sue Barker (Shes 51 now)
Politically Related: Kim Jong-Ill / Jane Campbell, Baroness Campbell of Surbiton (link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Campbell,_Baroness_Campbell_of_Surbiton)
"Other" Celebrities: Gareth Gates / Jordan (My young choices)
Royalty: Prince Charles / Queen Elizabeth II
Broadcasting: Micheal Buorke / Sian Loyd
Homosexual: Stephen Fry / Ellen DeGeneres (Already had a car crash, and is over 50)
Dead Cert: Pavarotti / Zsa Zsa Gabor

Suitably sick :twisted:


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I have just added a name to my list, but cannot publish it yet, because if the name was known, could make all the difference between murder and manslaughter.

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