ARRSE Death Pool

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  1. Toying with the idea in the office, we are going to start a death pool, and i believe most of us are morbid enough to participate.

    10 Catorgories, choose a male and a female from both, write down your choices and wait 12 months. Who dies first and is on someones list wins the "pot"! Or perhaps a rolling one?


    Film / TV Personailities
    Current Sport Figures
    Past Sport Figures
    Politically Related (MP's world leaders)
    "Other" Celebrities (Big Brother, people who are famous for no reason)
    Royalty (Worldwide)
    Broadcasting (Newsreaders, Journo's, Weathermen)
    Homosexual (Anybody, who is Gay.)
    Dead Cert (Anybody, preferably someone who is already lying in bed pooing themselves)

    My 20:

    Film / TV: Michael J. Fox (Parkinson's!) / Kylie Minouge (Well, shes lost a breast already)
    Music: Pete Doherty / Amy Winehouse
    Sport Current: Freddy Flintoff / Serena Williams (Well, her sister got shot)
    Sport Past: Jack Charlton / Sue Barker (Shes 51 now)
    Politically Related: Kim Jong-Ill / Jane Campbell, Baroness Campbell of Surbiton (link:
    "Other" Celebrities: Gareth Gates / Jordan (My young choices)
    Royalty: Prince Charles / Queen Elizabeth II
    Broadcasting: Micheal Buorke / Sian Loyd
    Homosexual: Stephen Fry / Ellen DeGeneres (Already had a car crash, and is over 50)
    Dead Cert: Pavarotti / Zsa Zsa Gabor

    Suitably sick :twisted:
  2. The arse death pool was originally done by Michael Barrymore, if I'm not mistaken!
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    No, I believe it took several hours.
  5. cerunnos that was bloody quick.
    Might put myself on, if the cancer comes back I'll have insider info, just need someone to collect on my behalf
  6. still21, I could always revamp mine and add your Cancer-riddled body?
  7. I'll give you a heads up if you promise to split it 50/50.

    edited for mongtype
  8. Is noone going to even make an effort?

    You could even have Madeline McCann as a dead cert.
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I have just added a name to my list, but cannot publish it yet, because if the name was known, could make all the difference between murder and manslaughter.