See that a cruise ship off the African coast was attacked by two boats of alledgedly Somalian pirates who attacked with automatic weapons and a RPG..minimal damage to one empty cabin and some plumbing knocked out.. Captain retaliated by using FlashBangs and an attempt to ram/crush one of the attacking boats which drove them off.. Some NGO/Aid groups jumped on the bandwagon to announce that they've been hit of late by pirates in that area, as well, when trying to bring in supplies for impoverished areas..they want armed escorts.. Cruise captain said this was supposed to be an adventure holiday but that this was a bit more ' adventure' than some passengers appreciated.. got to thinking.. what a perfect ' niche market' sales idea.. Active Cruise!!.. retired military types can rekindle the adventure!!.. along with the tropical fruit beverages and hearty shipboard fare, they get issued with M-16's or AK-47's [ ultimate ' comparative ' test opportunity.. or, possibly a ' selection' of latest personal weaponry [ gun company sponsorship opportunity $$$] and everyone gets a chance to ' repel' boarders or sucker pirates into a waterborne ' firefight '.. excellent How about an all "Walt/Airsoft " cruise.. let the pukes have a go at the 'real thing '..no duff... I'm sure other amenities could be in place for the spouses.. " Hey, Honey.. did you see that?.. Took the little b*stard's head clean off..!! What?.. You missed it?.. Look, ..look.. here comes another one.. watch this.... Aw, Honey..you got to keep an eye on them little boats...Here.. you want a go with the Beretta? - then we'll go for the buffet...'