Arrse Crash - What did you do with no Arrse for the weekend?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cuckingfunt, Apr 7, 2008.

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  1. After spending the worst weekend in a long while without any Arrse, I have come to seek solace amongst you fellow Arrsers.

    I found some comfort (Read: Time Acceleration) in The Worlds Hardest Game. (Level 5 is pretty solid, level 6 was easy, level 7 I gave up on!)

    Like a few others on here I also found I had a wife, but she was out a lot, so it wasn't all bad. 8O

    What new found pastime or relation did you find this weekend?
  2. Watched Flashy winding up the pink fluffy site members :D
  3. Checked it wasn't back up every 5 seconds....
  4. I went to newquay to make love with a squaddie .I am totally tired as i didnt get home till 10:00am to day looks like i missed all the fun . :D
  5. went out to work..


    but when i got back in i Checked it wasn't back up,,and it wasnt..
  6. "Molestation" was how it looked from here. Passed the time... :)
  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I talked to this nice lady I've been sleeping with.

    It turns out she's my wife, and she was very pleased to see me. :wink:
  8. Arsse was down, GF was just off Night shift so spent the whole day sleeping so
    I tried to work out how I lost at the Grand National* and went to the gym, thought about phoning the family, thought better of it and had a few beers instead. I will be submitting my expenses to the Good CO later.

    *Got the Winner and a few placed but ended up down on the day. Feck!
  9. Ditto.
  10. Seen that, went on just to see if there was any news from here!

    Yep, done that too, think I was still doing it in my sleep! 8O
  11. Studied all weekend for my exam monday
  12. "Make Love"??????? Now that sounds seriously like a relationship to me....... does he know? :D
  13. Hello,

    I walked about thirty miles in the sunshine,rain,hail,wind,snow,more snow,sunshine,wind,rain,snow again,rain.

    What lovely weather we are having.