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ARRSE convention necessity?

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#12
I could watch that all night.
How the fuck do they do it?
No more queues at the bar.
And why am I incredibly thirsty all of a sudden?
If you had ever run a bar you would have kittens then smack the stupid grinning cunt behind the bar.

Bars work like this....

Beer one way.

Cash the other way.

Kevin has got the hang of half of this complex equation and so, is fucking sacked. Stupid grinning cunt what he is.
 
#13
If you had ever run a bar you would have kittens then smack the stupid grinning cunt behind the bar.

Bars work like this....

Beer one way.

Cash the other way.

Kevin has got the hang of half of this complex equation and so, is fucking sacked. Stupid grinning cunt what he is.
But what if the cash was put behind the bar at the beginning of the night for a wedding/function/ARRSE piss up? Just use a tally chart until all cash is spent


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