ARRSE convention necessity?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Darkphil13, Nov 26, 2012.

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  1. What is this witch craft?
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  2. I could watch that all night.
    How the fuck do they do it?
    No more queues at the bar.
    And why am I incredibly thirsty all of a sudden?
  3. But what about getting a nice head on it?
  4. A head on budwiser? You must be joking, you do know that it is watered down cats piss?
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  5. My Uncle has been in Oz for so long, he considers himself a full blooded penal colony national. When he came to visit my folks, I made the mistake of bringing round a case of fosters.
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    If you had ever run a bar you would have kittens then smack the stupid grinning cunt behind the bar.

    Bars work like this....

    Beer one way.

    Cash the other way.

    Kevin has got the hang of half of this complex equation and so, is fucking sacked. Stupid grinning cunt what he is.
  7. But what if the cash was put behind the bar at the beginning of the night for a wedding/function/ARRSE piss up? Just use a tally chart until all cash is spent

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