I need help, I'm slipping down towards waltdom, I must be punished! Was out with some mates the other night when we got talking to some nice young, firm pert ladies. Hammy slips the wedding ring off then regails them with his tales of army service, flying helicopters, storming the embassy, midget submarines, delivering chocolates via parachute, single handedly recovering the Falklands from Saddam etc with a view to a potential shag at the end of the night. Is this just good drills or am I about to be outed as a walt? I need to be punished. Went walking the other week and found myself once again digging my old smock and webbing out to carry my boil in the bag stew (wayfayrer not compo) when all my peers were dressed in "Snow and Rock's" finest gear carrying energy food and drink. Am I just a tight arrse or is this once again the first step to waltdom? I need to be punished. Any other arrsers slipping into the same spiral? Please, give me penance, I need to be punished. Please punish me.