Arrse character bears

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Folks, the arrse auction team has been joined by the Phantom Bear Dresser, and the first result of this partnership is for auction in aid of Op Santa at:
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/p=3037144.html#3037144

The PBD has offered to dress other bears as arrse characters, with the characters' permission, for auction for H4H. So far we've approached a couple of arrsers and their response has been positive. We will also be approaching the COs to see if we can auction them as a pair.

This thread is to invite suggestions of other arrsers we might represent in bear form, which will auction well for H4H.

'Bear' in mind that you may end up bidding for your suggested bear!

Ideas please?
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
I don't know how they're bred. Bags of them keep turning up at my door, so all I can to is sell them via H4H and hope they end up in good homes, where they aren't made into kebabs, deported to the colonies, or even




draws breath






sent to FRANCE!!!!!!


Oh, and if anyone wants to volunteer themself as a bear character, please do!!!!
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
As always with our auctions, bids from any character set up and used by Chubb will be declined politely. Particularly if we happen to do a Flasheart bear.

And there will not be a Chubb character bear either. Too complex!
 
#5
Good idea, but who has got a big enough head on here to seriously nominate themselves as a bear?






















I'd love a bear of me please. Go on, it would make my year if one was made. Please, pretty please?
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Miner said:
Good idea, but who has got a big enough head on here to seriously nominate themselves as a bear?






















I'd love a bear of me please. Go on, it would make my year if one was made. Please, pretty please?
Well, if we can find a bear with an extra big head, and shovel, pickaxe and lamp, we'll do it. Thanks for being first to volunteer.

Maybe the Phantom Bear Dresser will PM me with ideas?
 
#14
A dashing_chap bear would be so boastful, and we don't have enough lace for all the ladies he thinks he's pulled.

A Dashing Chap, however, might be a good seller.
 
#18
What about an ashie bear?

Sandals, T shirt saying "TORY LIES", dole papers in one hand, the Communist Manifesto in the other. Or possibly a copy of the Grauniad.

Oh hang on, you want people to BUY them... sorry.
 
#19
Grownup_Rafbrat said:
Miner said:
I second a 5A bear.

Also nominate reni77, for taking up the mantle recently of the late MDN (RIP).
Nominations added to the list. Although how we'd represent either of those, I'm not sure.
Make the 5A bear look like Papa Lazarou. Thats how I imagine 5A looks and acts in RL