Arrse BATCO crib

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Jan 10, 2012.

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  1. Gentlemen (and split arses)

    With this RoP business, I think that we should develop a code to deal with the various gob shites who wander onto this site.

    We could use this thread as a crib.


    I propose a simple four digit alpha numeric sequence to denote the most common phrases on this forum.

    Therefore,

    A001= You are a cunt
    A002= You are a thick cunt
    A003= You are a semi literate thick cunt
    A004= You are a semi literate thick cunt who is talking bollix
    A005= You are a semi literate thick cunt who is talking complete bollix.



    B001= You are talking shit


    C001= Walt

    What other phrases need to be added?
     
  2. Surely Walt would be W001
     
  3. Mong?
     
  4. M001= You are a mong
    M002= You are a thick mong
    M003= You are a semi literate thick mong
    M004= You are a semi literate thick mong is talking bollix
    M005= You are a semi literate thick cunt who is talking complete bollix.
     
  5. A005 is surely a request for locally purchased A5 format dodgy pornograghy featuring unnaturally large knockers.....
     
  6. D001- Kill yourself
    D002- Set yourself alight
    D003- Feed yourself through a fucking woodchipper feet first with the chute facing a mosque.

    E001- You fucking homosexual.
     
  7. I think that should be reserved for "wanker".
     
  8. T001= Show us yer tits
    T002= Show us yer tits and gash
    T003= Post a picture of your wife's tits
    T004= Post a picture of your wife's tits and gash
    T005= Post a picture of your mum's tits


    etc etc
     
  9. T002- Show us your clopper/box/flange.
    T003- I'd like to see a pic of a yellow crayon stuck in your piss hole or japs eye.
     
  10. And a few really Scrummy Pies!

    F001..Fat Cnut
    F002..PrinceAlbert
     
  11. A001 :)
     
  12. See above?
     
  13. You are not the first person to say that.
     
  14. PEO1 - Show us your penis