A bicyclist in Ashland Oregon says she will sue the town's Fourth of July Parade if it refuses to let her parade wearing a G-string. Jen Moss has promised to lead in-line skaters while " wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing on a conch shell ". The town has nudity laws specifying merely that people going naked in public must cover their gentialia while in a city park or the downtown commercial district [ hmm, possible move in order or at least worth a tourist visit? ] Parade Chairman James Kidd says rules clearly indicate that entries must be appropriate for a family audience. " She's welcome on any other day to do that " he said, " but not on the 4th of July while in the parade. " Ms. Moss said in an E-mail to the Ashland Daily Tidings that , if she can't be in the parade she will run around nearly naked that day protesting against city council's " un-Americanism. " Sounds like a perfect nominee for an ARRSE award and my kind of woman.. Of course, all bets are off if she's fat, fifty and looks like MDN in drag.