Arrse-authored Wikipedia article?

Perusing Wikipedia, as you do, I spotted this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvis_Saracen

The stand-out line for me, as a former inmate of the place, and which clearly displays the work of the Hand of Arrse was:
Although removed from active service, it saw extensive use into the 1980s in Northern Ireland and was a familiar sight during "The Troubles". At times, they even appeared on the streets of Hull, a marginally less-hostile atmosphere for driver training in a city of similar appearance to Belfast, ...
Has anyone else spotted lines that look as if someone with a certain sense of humour has been at work?
 
This one:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L16_81mm_mortar

Especially this bit:

The weapon can be man-packed by the mortar detachment, but this is an arduous task (especially for the carrier of the bipod) and is preferably avoided.
 
This is Arrse. There aren't any.
There fkn well are and they are lower than a snakes bollocks in an oil well, so get in line.



Jeeze there is no end to people aspiring on arse. Take @Chuffit for example aspiring to be a Pilloch and failing to make the grade.
 
At the risk of sounding as if I am mounting my trusty white charger it is possible that, for personal reasons, @Hoverpot might have more free/disposable time nowadays.

And (as it is the NAAFI) I am trying to keep him sweet so he will send me gash shots of that bird in the cake shop.
 
At the risk of sounding as if I am mounting my trusty white charger it is possible that, for personal reasons, @Hoverpot might have more free/disposable time nowadays.

And (as it is the NAAFI) I am trying to keep him sweet so he will send me gash shots of that bird in the cake shop.
Indeed. I need something to keep me occupied when I'm on the beach.
 

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Perusing Wikipedia, as you do, I spotted this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvis_Saracen

The stand-out line for me, as a former inmate of the place, and which clearly displays the work of the Hand of Arrse was:

Has anyone else spotted lines that look as if someone with a certain sense of humour has been at work?
I don't think that's someone being humourous , most of Harry's Game was filmed in Leeds, so Hull probably looks like a rundown Belfast estate to anyone who's actually seen one.
 
Anywhere north of Watford looks like a rundown Belfast housing estate. Take your pick FFS.

Shit housing and shit beer!
 

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