Who gives a fuck? Nothing has actually changed except the date.
The 1st of Jan 2014, will be much the same as 31st Dec 2013 for most people; same shit weather, same miserable existence, perhaps a day off from their mind numbingly dull jobs to mark the flick over of the calendar if they're lucky.
As usual 2014 will see 'the worst weather on record' and the country come to a complete standstill over a few inches of snow.
We'll see another round of massive buildup followed by disappointing football from England.
A few idiots will gas themselves and their kids by trying to cook in a tent while camping.
Some celebrities will die, people will be upset on Facebook.
Idiot driven TV will dominate the news for the most part, X Factor, Ballroom Dancing, ice skating etc.
As usual summer will be shit, we'll have two weeks of reasonable sunshine, one in May, the other in October.
There will be marginal excitement when America threatens to drop a few bombs on a third world country who's been naughty and we join in, despite what the Daily Mail says, this isn't the start of World War 3.
By far the best part of the year for most people will be the reforming of an old band who were a bit popular in the 80s or 90s, they'll do a big gig in Hyde Park before we all remember why they split up in the first place.
Have I missed anything?
