Arrse Astrology Almanac. World predictions for 2017

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  1. Normally someone posts a thread like this. Can't jarrod one so here it is

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WILL HAPPEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2017

    If you want to be really smart, put the month it'll happen in

    Does are have its own Russell Grant?
    Is Paul the Octopus a poster?





    if its already been done, suck a dirty dogs baculum
     
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  2. Spider39 or whatever the mong is posting as now will have surgery to remove several ribs and will choke to death on his own cock.
     
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  3. January

    Bugsy will make shit up.

    February

    Bugsy will make shit up.

    March

    Bugsy will make shit up.


    etc. etc.
     
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  4. Helm

    Helm LE Book Reviewer

    RGJ will write more bollocks about Muslims, Bugsy will tell lies. Oh and to be more almanacey there wille be a grate plague of sockees to vex ye denizens of ARRSE but be of goode cheer for he mods will smite them both hip and thigh
     
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  5. Stuff will happen.
     
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  6. Perma-send from RoyalGreenJacket as the moooslem tracker on Google Alerts goes off.

    Until he gets the ROPs again.
     
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  7. Helm

    Helm LE Book Reviewer

    I see themes forming already
     
  8. I specifically predict (and if it comes about do I get a prize?)
    August 12th 2017:
    @Ravers hosts a shoot on his estate and makes loads of dosh which he uses to host a mahoosive ARRSE piss up. No predictions needed on what happens next.
     
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  9. The Glorious Twelfth will be followed by the Infamous Thirteenth.
     
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  11. January.

    Shit will happen. Brexit to blame

    SNP will come up with more idiotic ideas. English to blame
     
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  12. earths children will expand and expand - there will be loads more shit threads. The MODs will have to strip down for action and earn their massive salaries in repelling them..........
     
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  13. So you predict a shit storm then?
     
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  14. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    No grouse up here I'm afraid. We've got a mix of open farmland and coniferous forestry, so pheasant, duck and woodcock only really.

    1st October is more likely.
     
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  15. But we're still having the party right?
     
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