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Normally someone posts a thread like this. Can't jarrod one so here it is

WHAT THE ACTUAL **** WILL HAPPEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2017

If you want to be really smart, put the month it'll happen in

Does are have its own Russell Grant?
Is Paul the Octopus a poster?





if its already been done, suck a dirty dogs baculum
 
RGJ will write more bollocks about Muslims, Bugsy will tell lies. Oh and to be more almanacey there wille be a grate plague of sockees to vex ye denizens of ARRSE but be of goode cheer for he mods will smite them both hip and thigh
 
Perma-send from RoyalGreenJacket as the moooslem tracker on Google Alerts goes off.

Until he gets the ROPs again.
 
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I specifically predict (and if it comes about do I get a prize?)
August 12th 2017:
@Ravers hosts a shoot on his estate and makes loads of dosh which he uses to host a mahoosive ARRSE piss up. No predictions needed on what happens next.
 
I specifically predict (and if it comes about do I get a prize?)
August 12th 2017:
@Ravers hosts a shoot on his estate and makes loads of dosh which he uses to host a mahoosive ARRSE piss up. No predictions needed on what happens next.

The Glorious Twelfth will be followed by the Infamous Thirteenth.
 
earths children will expand and expand - there will be loads more shit threads. The MODs will have to strip down for action and earn their massive salaries in repelling them..........
 
I specifically predict (and if it comes about do I get a prize?)
August 12th 2017:
@Ravers hosts a shoot on his estate and makes loads of dosh which he uses to host a mahoosive ARRSE piss up. No predictions needed on what happens next.

No grouse up here I'm afraid. We've got a mix of open farmland and coniferous forestry, so pheasant, duck and woodcock only really.

1st October is more likely.
 

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