ARRSE Ads (partly) Explained and Your Ads

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ScouseD, May 20, 2013.

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  1. Browsing over ARRSE recently it seems that some honourable members have been surprised that the ads in any particular thread match what they’re looking at or posting about. Many will know how this works, but for those that don’t the displayed ads are typically browsing history context sensitive.

    In short, one of the most common context sources is a secure folder on your computer containing small files detailing your browsing history. When you load a page the files are scanned and ads will be shown based on your recent browsing activity (or the interests of your partner/kids/forensic officer). Another common context is simply taken from repeated words on the page you’re looking at. If there’s little context to go on the ads will be semi-randomly chosen, based on website demographic, location etc. So, if you’re getting ads for Nazi-themed holidays for Welsh lesbian midgets then you’re probably even weirder than you let on.

    Here are some ads I’m getting right now. Of the three one is about right, one would only be of interest if everything else had failed and I was really desperate and near suicidal, and one is for an STD clinic.


    What ads are you getting, not just here on charming ARRSE, but on any site?
  2. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    Adverts? Is that a poor person thing? :)

    Go ad free - you know it makes sense.
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  3. A fair point, but then again I’d never find out about Nazi-themed holidays for Welsh lesbian midgets.
  4. I am too tight to pay for the ad free and can wank over the old slappers on the dating site one, avioding wear and tear on my keyboard googling for filth.
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  5. Second the motion ^
  6. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    I have been getting ads in Chinese, perhaps due me posting the review of 'Chusan'. The ideograms are a touche lost on me except the (international standard) one for radioactivity and that leaves me really puzzled. However yesterday I had to delete all my cookies to clear a glitch elsewhere in Seaweed World and the Chinese seem to have gone away pro tem. I look forward to the return of (some of) the available ladies within three miles of me.

    I didn't realise one could order STDs by post but every day's a school day, or have I misread something?

    Edited to add: correction, the Chinese ad is back.
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  7. I paid the few bob to go advert free. I'm missing the adverts for women "who are waiting for me now". If any of them are in the Kandahar area, I might phone.
  8. I spend time in the UK and US, but those birds are always in my local area. It's like having manging chav groupies.

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  9. Oddly enough, I just seem to get advertising for the 'remove advertising' option.
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  10. I’ve just got this one:


    Somewhat taken by the attractive lady I looked for more on the subject and found this.


    The deal’s off.
  11. HHH

    HHH LE

    I take it you use IE 9 or 10.
  12. Firefox
  13. Well I certainly didn't look at mature dating sites or any dating sites for that matter.
    We know Jack Daniels is to blame.
  14. Interestingly enough, I keep getting an advert that says "looking for soft porn?"

    It can't be anything to do with my search history, because that's all hardcore porn.
  15. Pornography is available on the internet?