ARRSE - a malign influence

#1
Ever since joining ARRSE my behaviour has degenerated markedly.

The mere hint of Mongoloid or DPM has me pointing and laughing shamelessly.

Never before heard words such as mlaar, mong, spam and walt spew forth from me with obscenities.

F*cks sake I even had a dream the other day where Spams, Mlaars and Walts were all holding hands in a big circle dancing around me.

Is it too late?

Can I be saved :(
 
#2
Taz_786 said:
Ever since joining ARRSE my behaviour has degenerated markedly.

The mere hint of Mongoloid or DPM has me pointing and laughing shamelessly.

Never before heard words such as mlaar, mong, spam and walt spew forth from me with obscenities.

F*cks sake I even had a dream the other day where Spams, Mlaars and Walts were all holding hands in a big circle dancing around me.

Is it too late?

Can I be saved :(
No.
No.
Join the clan!

Litotes
 
#3
Taz_786 said:
Ever since joining ARRSE my behaviour has degenerated markedly.

The mere hint of Mongoloid or DPM has me pointing and laughing shamelessly.

Never before heard words such as mlaar, mong, spam and walt spew forth from me with obscenities.

F*cks sake I even had a dream the other day where Spams, Mlaars and Walts were all holding hands in a big circle dancing around me.

Is it too late?

Can I be saved :(
Yes, but only by the application of a 9mm lead pill to the napper, otherwise your doomed to become MDN’s plaything. 8O :D
 
#4
I used to be quite tolerant of most things. I'm rapidly becoming an intolerant narrow minded tosser, completely desensitised to non-PC chastising and vilification of individuals, in all their glorious forms on ARRSE. I've learned so much. I think I should get a job in social services.
 
#5
Help! I've no idea what a mlaar is... Spam and Walt, yes. Even the arsepedia has no entry. What's a Mlaar then :?
 
#6
Personally I couldn't give a fcuk

When I first joined ARRSE, I just didn't care.
 
#7
MLAR = Military lavished arsehole requisition
 
#8
AndyMcflab said:
Help! I've no idea what a mlaar is... Spam and Walt, yes. Even the arsepedia has no entry. What's a Mlaar then :?
mlaar is the sound certain handicapped/disabled people make
 
#11
Spike, I'm deeply hurt.
 
#12
Taz_786 said:
Ever since joining ARRSE my behaviour has degenerated markedly.

The mere hint of Mongoloid or DPM has me pointing and laughing shamelessly.

Never before heard words such as mlaar, mong, spam and walt spew forth from me with obscenities.

F*cks sake I even had a dream the other day where Spams, Mlaars and Walts were all holding hands in a big circle dancing around me.

Is it too late?

Can I be saved :(
Not with that fcuking avatar....
 
#14
mistersoft said:
Personally I couldn't give a fcuk

When I first joined ARRSE, I just didn't care.
Me too. Now I couldn't care less ta-de-da!
 
#15
I always was a narrow minded, bigoted, un PC, unreconstituted mysoginistic, old scrote. Arrse has just aided me in putting forth more eloquent and cogent arguments.

Slightly more polished, you might say.... :wink:
 
#16
since discovering ARRSE a few years ago,

my man management and councelling skills have improved in that I never have any G1 issues at work















the little thieving scrote gypsy wimpy arse mongs wouldnt dare fekkin ask!! 8)
 
#18
I have to admit since joining the ACF and rubbing shoulders with TA and Regulars as well as logging on ARRSE, the military humour and lifestyle has infuenced me a bit, i do sometime have to hold my tongue when talking in Civilian groups to avoid talking out of turn and consequently seeing Tumbleweeds rolling through the room and the sound of dropped jaws.
 
#19
Bedpan2zero said:
since discovering ARRSE a few years ago,

my man management and councelling skills have improved in that I never have any G1 issues at work

G1 is easy mate. "What do you want? No. Fcuk off!"

See? Easy. :D
 

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