Is it a tradition for COSARRC to change the headquarters layout on posting. Or, is it whenever COSARRC changes the headquarters layout he is immediately posted. Or maybe the layout is changed so often that a change has to coincide with his departure. Wouldnt life be easier if the new headquarters layout was announced on a set date each year enabling senior officers to put it in their diaries well ahead and the Staff College could plan its visits accordingly. It could be presented in the Phillips Halle with curvaceous young models draped over the six-foot GS on opening day. Though each COSARRC has his Grand Design there are few permutations from which to choose and each layout option could have a name: Arrse, two identical headquarters. Arrseless, when the rear is separated. Full Moon, one big tent that everyone knows where it is but generates fantastic situational awareness. Loose Stool, vehicle mounted very quick into action and surprise is often achieved. Time-for-a-cig, the dismounted variant. Bunged, the one with little movement when only part of the staff deploy. The floater, tailored specifically for the deployment of a design that's not quite one of the others.