Arousing stuff

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mighty_doh_nut, May 14, 2005.

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  1. One fudged up little cookie
  2. You horrible, horrible, little man.

    She has still got two legs, that is just sick.... :D

    I really have a morbid curiosity to see the "search" log from your computer.
  3. does she come with iorning board, microwave, remote as standard?

    very handy! complete woman, cant even do a runner if you treat her bad!
  4. Bern I typed in 'Wheelchair erotica' and came up with that

    Would be better if someone came up and hurled the chair into the middle of the lake and ran off with her clothes.

    I'm going to have a look at 'Gymnast dwarves in Jelly shoes and wizzard hats' I'm likely to be gone a while, I can feel my spuds tightening as I type
  5. All fake mate. Real spazzers would have wasted leg muscles.
  6. says the experienced voice of spaz fondling... :D
  7. Oh NO! 8O

    and all the porn on the internet showing females having highly explosive orgasms and asking for the Big Boy with the 4 1/2 inch willy to do them doggy cos only he knows how to hit them just right isn't? :?

    Beebs :wink:
  8. Aye CP, she has got good looking leg muscles.

    I wanna see the knicks come off, now there's a task for her!
  9. Well done MND. You have yet again managed to drag the standard of the Naafi down to where it belongs and thrives.

    Not only erotic but also great PT for the fat lass. We all must surely remember swimming PT with the great call of "Arms only".
  10. Nice snail trail ;)
  11. Do you have a problem with that? Frankly, if I'm being asked to lay down my hard earned cash for spaz porn, I want it real. How about a 'celebrity' shoot with Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson? :D
  12. To check they are truly wheel chair bound I wallo[p thier legs with a floor board or canoe paddle. If they wince I give them the option of being dry bummed or crippled.

    If they are proper parapelegic or even better fully winged up quadrepelegic then I perform and erotic dance for them before subjecting them to hours of filth and humiliation.
  13. MDN = gimp girl squeezer geezer!!

    (is that too much 'time' on your hands? or thyme?)


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